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Any Kind of Pain chords by 
Frank Zappa
N/A•
Intro 1
D
G
Verse 1
D
You are the girl
Somebody invented
In a grim little office
G
On madison ave.
Verse 2
E
They were specific
A
E
F#
C
They made you terrific:
Red lips;
Gsus4
G
Blue eyes;
C
Blonde hair;
G
Gsus4
Cm
Un-wise --
You're all-american,
Gm
And, And, darling, they said so
Bm
You'd
Verse 3
E
D
E
F#m
take any kind of pain from me,
E
D
Wouldn't you, baby?
Bm
E
D
C#m
F#m
You'd take any kind of pain from me,
E
D
Wouldn't you, baby?
Bm
E
F#m
G
Since you haven't got a brain,
F#m
G
F#m
Let me just explain:
G
Any kind of pain
C#m
E
Is never a maybe
Interlude 1
F#m
D
G
D
G
Verse 4
D
Her head's full of bubbles;
Her nose is petite!
She looks like she never
G
Gets nothin' to eat!
Verse 5
E
She dines with actors,
B
A
E
C
'n wall street characters:
Gsus4
Dull talk;
G
Nice clothes --
C
See her?
Cm
She blows --
She's so important
'cause he gets to do talk shows --
Bm
E
And she'd take
Verse 6
D
any kind of
C#m
F#m
pain from me,
E
D
Wouldn't you, bobby?
Bm
E
D
F#m
E
F#m
She'd take any kind of pain from me,
E
D
Wouldn't you, bobby?
Bm
E
F#m
G
Since you haven't got a name,
F#m
G
F#m
Let me just explain:
G
Any kind of pain
E
Is probably her hobby
Interlude 2
F#m
D
G
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
E
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
C#m
D
E
C#m
D
A
C#m
D
C#m
E
D
Bm
F#m
C#m
D
C#m
E
D
E
D
C#m
D
C#m
E
D
C#m
D
C#m
E
D
C#m
D
A
C#m
D
C#m
D
E
C#m
E
D
G
Verse 7
D
She has moves up now;
She's come a long way --
They give her bunches
G
Of words she can say!
Verse 8
B
E
When she's in a bold mood,
B
C#m
E
'confinement loaf' sounds
F#
C
good --
That's right,
G
Gsus4
G
She's wrong!
C
Let's end
Cm
Her song
C
Cm
(it seems she's everywhere We
Verse 9
Cm
Dm
just can't escape her --
Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
Em
And all the yuppie boys,
Gbm
they dream they will rape her --
She brings the 80's
Bb
To a thrilling con clusion!)
Ab
Yes, she's every bit as
Verse 10
Bb
Cm
tame as me,
Bb
Ab
Isn't she tender?
Fm
Bb
Ab
Bb
Cm
Yes, she's every bit as lame as me,
Bb
Ab
Let us remember,
Bb
Cm
Db
She gets only half the blame
Cm
Only half the blame
Cm
Gb
Only half the blame
Gm
Fm
Unless we extend her --
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