Anchor Baby chords by Jon Lajoie

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Verse 1
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Your body is perfect from head to toe,
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there's never been one finer
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And it's because I love you so
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that I want to make you fat
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and stretch out your vagina
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Baby, only an anchor baby
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can save a wanker like me
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A hanker to anchor my
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lady spanker
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Three inches up in your
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baby cranker
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That bundle of joy will be like an anchor,
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an an chor, baby, for me
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Your skin is as soft as the wings of a dove
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And your lips, they are heaven's door
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The only way I can keep your love
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Is for your boobs to race your
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ass down to the floor
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Baby, only an anchor baby
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Can save a wanker like me
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You'll be my permanent
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man gravy banker
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Bigger than a navy super tanker
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That bundle of joy will be like an anchor
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And anchor, baby, for me
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And then you'll be mine
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Till the end of time
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Unless I  meet someone younger
At the gym