Mr. McGibblets Theme Song chords by Jon Lajoie

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Verse 1
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I'm Mr. McJibblets,
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saying hi to you.
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There isn't a whole lot Mr.
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McJibblets wouldn't do.
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He'd scare you in the night
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and he'd hit you with his car.
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He'd set fire to the forest,
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bring a gun into a bar.
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He'd lie about his taxes
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and he'd lie about a crime.
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He'd say he's free of herpes
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and have syphilis the whole time.
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I'm Mr. McJibblets,
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I  like bald liquor and fro -yo
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I'm Mr. McJibblets, welcome to my dojo
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I'm Mr. McJibblets, join me at my table
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I'm a friend of kids,
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but also mentally unstable
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I'll shake you down for money
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and write you a bad check
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I'll knock your sister up
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to teach you all about great sex
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I'm Mr. McJibblets,
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this costume cuts off my blood flow
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I'm Mr. McJibblets, you've been to my dojo