Everyday Normal Guy chords by Jon Lajoie
Intro 1
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Chorus 1
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I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothin' special 'bout me motherfucker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs,
I wait in line motherfucker
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...just a regular everyday normal guy
I got six hundred dollars
in the bank motherfucker
...just a regular everyday normal guy
And my sexual performances are average
Verse 1
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I work at customer service
for a phone company
I make twelve bucks an hour
but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment
on a quiet street
I don't go out too much,
I like to watch TV
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I can't afford a car,
I use public transportation
I don't mind, I read
'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper,
sometimes a book
The amount of money I save,
this shit is off the hook
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And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person
and I'm average lookin'
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I'm ashamed to admit it,
but it wasn't free
Chorus 2
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I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous
in social situations motherfucker
...just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month motherfucker
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...just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good
spaghetti sauce, motherfucker
...just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
Verse 2
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I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life
Easily forgettable, and I'm not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fuckin' STD
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If you wanna mess with me,
I think you probably can
Because I'm not confident
and I'm weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball
while you kick me in the back
Yeah, honestly, I probably won't fight back
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And I don't have many friends
that would back me up
My friend Steve would,
but he doesn't look very tough
You want some of this, bitch?
Bridge 1
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If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not not well paid put yo' hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back
put your hands up
(Hurt my back, couple summers ago,
moving a fridge
And ever since then it's just not the same,
and... and it gets pretty sore)
Chorus 3
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I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
My parents are really
nice people motherfucker
...just a regular everyday normal guy
I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucker
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...just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show
"Grey's Anatomy" motherfucker
...just a regular everyday normal guy
And I'm pretty good at makin'
Outro 1
paper planes
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[Repeat and fade]
Everyday Normal Guy
Jon Lajoie
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