Agency Man
Agency Man

Agency Man easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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    • Intro 1




    Sell 
    us 
    a president, 
    Verse 1
    agency 
    man 

    Smiling 
    Big 
    Brother, 

    stern 
    father 
    perhaps 

    Sell 
    us 
    a 
    pres
    id
    ent, 
    agency 
    man 

    A 
    gay smiling 
    nothing 
    we 

    know 
    never 
    craps 

    Verse 2
    Let's 
    try Califor

    nia 

    (Pay us first 
    before 
    we do 
    it) 

    We'll get 
    a smiling nazi 

    And 
    march 
    him right 
    on 
    through it 

    Rent a 
    baby 
    kiss a baby 

    Ladies 
    in 
    for 
    tea 

    And here's 
    a bunch 
    of 
    speeches 

    We'll 
    toss them 
    in 
    for free 

    Sell 
    us a 
    Verse 3
    president, 
    agency 
    man 

    Smiling 
    Big Brother, stern 
    father 
    perhaps 



    Sell 
    us 
    a president, 
    agency 
    man 

    A 
    gay smiling 
    nothing 
    we know 

    never craps 

    We'll sell him 
    in the 
    movies 
    On 
    the 
    tube 
    Verse 4

    throughout the 
    year 

    We'll 
    sell him 
    by the 
    buckets 

    To the 
    Okies drinking 
    beer 

    We'll teach 
    him 
    how to 
    walk and 
    talk 

    We'll 
    putty 
    up his 
    chin 

    We'll print 
    his 
    picture 
    everywhere 

    Of 
    course 
    the 
    SCHMUCK will win 

    Verse 5

    From 
    the 
    heart 
    of 
    old 
    Death 
    Valley 

    To 
    the 
    ruling 
    of our 
    land 

    A 
    simple 
    trick, 
    you simple 
    pigs 

    Just 
    the way we 
    planned 

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