200 Years Old
200 Years Old

200 Years Old easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

N/A
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Em

  • A

  • D

  • Esus4

  • Bm

    2
  • G

  • E

  • Bsus4

    2
  • Am

  • C

  • Em

  • A

  • D

  • Esus4

  • Bm

    2
  • G

  • E

  • Bsus4

    2
  • Am

  • C

  • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    I was 
    sittin' 
    in 
    a breakfast 
    room 
    in Allentown, 
    Pennsylvania, 

    Six 
    o'clock 
    in 
    the morning, 
    got 
    up too 
    early, 

    it was 
    a terrible 
    mistake... 

    Sittin' 
    there face- 
    to- face 
    with 

    75 cent 
    glass 
    of orange 
    juice 

    About 
    as 
    big as 
    my 
    finger 
    and a bowl 

    of horribly 
    foreshortene
    d cornflakes, 

    And 
    I said 
    to 
    myself: "This 

    is the 
    life!" 
    . . . 

    Verse 2
    She's 


    two 
    hun
    dred 
    years 
    old 

    So 
    mean 
    she 
    could
    n't 

    grow 
    no 
    lips 

    Boy, 
    she'd be 
    in trouble 
    if 
    she 

    Interlude 1
    Tried 
    to grow 
    a mustache 










    She's 
    Verse 3
    two 
    hundred 
    years 
    old 

    Squattin' 
    down 
    & pockin' up 

    In front 
    of 
    the juke 
    box 

    Like 
    she had 
    true 
    religion, 
    boy 

    Like 
    she 
    had 

    true 
    reli
    gion 

    Verse 4
    She's 
    two 

    hundred 
    years 
    old 

    Hoy 
    hoy, 
    200 years 
    old 

    Half 
    of this, 
    none of 
    that, 

    One- 
    fifty 
    oh 
    squattin' 

    Yeah- 
    ah, 
    ain't 
    she got 

    Religion now, 
    boy 

    Outro 1







    Autoscroll20%

    Join millions playing with GuitarTuna

    • #1 Tuner

      in AppStore & Google Play

    • +

      AppStore & Play rating

    • M

      Downloads worldwide

    • +

      Tunings available

    Trusted by guitar players worldwide

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Best Tuning App Ever

      MaddProfessor

      "

      I’ve downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Great to tune and play

      Lynae T

      "

      I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Well-Designed App

      Rose the Black Cat

      "

      I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Got me back into playing

      Tuliketsune

      "

      I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Secret weapon

      Brad

      "

      Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      Very reliable tuner

      theNewPaul

      "

      This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!

    • Filled starFilled starFilled starFilled starFilled star

      This is the best guitar tuner ever.

      Caleb Schafli

      "

      It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.