You Shouldn't Call The Doctor (If You Can't Afford The Bills)
You Shouldn't Call The Doctor (If You Can't Afford The Bills)

You Shouldn't Call The Doctor (If You Can't Afford The Bills) easy guitar chords by Dr. Feelgood

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    • Verse 1
    Girls 
    if 
    your 
    heart 
    is 
    feeling 
    sore 

    Call 
    the 
    doctor 
    and 
    he'll 
    fix 
    it 
    for sure 

    I'll 
    be 
    over 
    right 
    away 
    but 
    you 

    might 
    find 
    you 
    have 
    to 
    pay 

    For 
    a 
    private 
    consultation 
    and 

    a 
    guaranteed 
    cure 

    Verse 2
    When 
    you're 
    dying 
    of 
    a 
    dreadful 
    disease 

    You 
    don't 
    worry 
    'bout 
    the medical 
    fees 

    And 
    it's 
    too 
    late 
    to 
    change 
    your 
    mind 

    the 
    doctors 
    pulling 
    down 
    the blind 

    And 
    your tem
    perature 
    is 
    rising 

    to 
    a hundred 
    degrees 

    Verse 3
    I'll 
    cuddle 
    up 
    beside 
    you 
    for 
    a start 

    And 
    listen 
    to 
    the 
    beating 
    of 
    your 
    heart 

    And 
    then 
    he'll 
    take 
    you 

    gently 
    by 
    the 
    hand 

    And 
    ask 
    you 
    when 
    the trouble 
    first 
    began 

    And 
    then 
    he'll 
    look 
    down 

    deep 
    into 
    your 
    eyes 

    And 
    if 
    your 
    tem
    perature 

    continues 
    to 
    rise 

    There's 
    only 
    one 
    way 
    to make 
    it stop 

    I'll 
    have 
    to prescribe 

    the strongest 
    medicine 
    I've 
    got 

    Verse 4
    If 
    this 
    doesn't 
    cure 
    you 
    it'll 
    kill 

    But 
    I 
    know 
    it's 
    going 
    to give 
    you 
    a thrill 

    And 
    now 
    I've 
    come 
    across 
    don't 

    complain 
    about 
    the cost 

    You shouldn't 
    call 
    the doctor 
    if 
    you 

    Interlude 1
    can't 
    afford 
    the 
    bills 





    Verse 5
    I'll 
    cuddle 
    up 
    beside 
    you 
    for 
    a start 

    And 
    listen 
    to 
    the beating 
    of 
    your 
    heart 

    And 
    then 
    he'll 
    take 

    you gently 
    by 
    the 
    hand 

    And 
    ask 
    you 
    when 
    the trouble 
    first 
    began 

    And 
    then 
    he'll 
    look 
    down 

    deep 
    into 
    your 
    eyes 

    And 
    if 
    your tem
    perature 

    continues 
    to 
    rise 

    There's 
    only 
    one 
    way 
    to 
    make 
    it stop 

    I'll 
    have 
    to 
    prescribe 

    the strongest 
    medicine 
    I've 
    got 

    Verse 6
    If 
    this 
    doesn't 
    cure 
    you 
    it'll 
    kill 

    But 
    I 
    know 
    it's 
    going 
    to 
    give 
    you 
    a 
    thrill 

    And 
    now 
    I've 
    come 
    across 
    don't 

    complain 
    about 
    the cost 

    You shouldn't 
    call 
    the 
    doctor 
    if 
    you can't 

    Outro 1
    afford 
    the bills 








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