Wolfman chords by Adam Sandler

SimplifiedF · Dm · Bb · C · G …

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Verse 1
F 
Dm 
VOCALIZING
Bb 
C 
F 
That was the Dana Bell
Dm 
singing they hit Who at the Door!
And I am the Woofman!
Definitely put the rama -lama
Bb 
Dm 
in the ding dong.
G 
Dm 
HEHEHA! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
F 
All right!
Now, the woofman gotta
Dm 
tend to some business.
but I'll be back in five
with some full -moon tools
F 
that'll make your bobby socks
do loop de loose.
Dm 
Keep on howlin', baby.
Oh! Hey! I hear ya.
Am 
G 
The wolfman gonna be with you
Dm 
in one sweet second.
Here, keep this handle. What's up?
F 
Well, howdy do and do the how,
young man.
Dm 
What can the wolfman play
for you tonight?
Actually, I'd just like to talk to you.
F 
Well, you can flap your lips at me
for the next four minutes and thirty
Dm 
seconds,
but after that, the Wolfman gotta
Am 
howl!
Dm 
Layin'  on me, baby.
Look, uh,
G 
how's it goin', Wolfman?
Dm 
Oh, the Wolfman's feel
in' fine!
The Wolfman's toein' the line!
The Wolfman's always ready to shine!
C 
Howl! Great, I'm
glad you're in a good mood.
Am 
Dm 
Now, the Wolfman's wolf sense
G 
is tellin' him you got somethin'
Dm 
on your mind.
Am 
Dm 
Well... Let it out , brother.
The Wolfman's got you covered.
Am 
Dm 
B 
Okay... I guess it's just the whole
G 
Am 
Wolfman thing, it's...
G 
Whoa, whoa, you sound like you
Dm 
got ten tons of trouble
in a five -ton box, so...
Why don't you cop a squat,
tell me all about it?
Cause Dr. Wolfman is in the house!
Am 
Okay...
And he's ready to give you
F 
Dm 
an injection of rock and roll
that will kill your soul!
Ohhhhh yeah, baby!
My only problem is You is
that right?
I mean you're up all night
Bb 
screaming and howling
and playing these goofy old
Dm 
record
Bb 
Dm 
Now you just hold on one shooby -doo mo.
You can say what you want to
about the wolfman
But these goofy old records are the most sensational
G 
Am 
sounds ever laid down on vinyl
C 
This is the holy music
F 
G 
of the church of rock and roll
F 
and I'm the preacher, baby. Amen
Am 
And, awoooooo!
Don't you ever say that again,
Dm 
or the Wolfman gon' get you.
Yeah, see, that's the problem.
You're not the Wolfman.
Not the Wolfman?
Listen up, baby.
If I'm not the Wolfman,
then James Brown ain't the hardest -working
man in show business.
Yeah! Yeah! Who are you, sir?
Here we go. That's right.
E 
Dm 
I am, without a doubt, the Wolfman, baby.
And this is the Midnight Special!
Bb 
Wolfman Jack died about
C 
G 
ten years ago, so...
Dm 
Oh, okay. He did.
I suppose the next thing
you're gonna tell me
is my microphone ain't
plugged in.
That's not even a microphone.
E 
It's a can of antiperspirant.
Dm 
Well, the Wolfman needs a little antiperspirant,
cause there's a full moon
Am 
to  night.
F 
Am 
The Wolfman gonna be perspiring,
conspiring,
and inspiring
till the cows come home
Dm 
and the roosters  start crowing.
Ooooooh! Help me, baby.
Look, I know it was traumatic
B 
when your boss found those gay porn
pictures
Dm 
on your computer and fired you.
But that was two years ago.
E 
You have to move on.
Dm 
Wolfman gotta be moving on
F 
and grooving on
Dm 
in 45 wolf seconds.
F 
So if you got a request,
you best lay it on the
Wolfman right now.
If not, hit the road, Jack,
B 
and don't you come back
unless you got a sandwich, baby.
E 
Okay, I have a request.
Dm 
Not to call you Wolfman
G 
anymore.
B 
Then what you gonna call the Wolfman, baby?
I wanna call you
what everyone else calls their father. Dad.
Wow. Time's up, Buster Brown.
The Wolfman is back on air,
and he's gotta start
this party
with the pocket watches
and their new hit, Tick Tock.
It's time to rock!
You know, I think Mom might come
home
E 
if you just call and talk to her.
-wang -a -ding -dang -a -bonk
C#m 
-a -stomp -a -goose.
B 
Oh, it is good to be the Wolfman.
C#m 
B 
All right, forget about it.
I'll go downstairs and make you your stupid roast
Am 
beef sandwich.
E 
Now you're talking, baby.
And you know the Wolf
B 
man like him
E 
eat very rare with no mayo.
B 
need help? full moon tonight,
E 
and I'm not queer.
C#m 
B 
E 
Now,  who is Just me, Wolfcock.
C#m 
The gay roboto.
B 
What's on your mind,
my fine metallic friend?
C#m 
Can I taste your rod?
B 
Now, that's the best request
E 
the Wolfman's had all day.
B 
Come on inside and close the door
so my son can't see.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
E 
C#m 
B 
Copy that.
E 
That's a sight for sore eyes.
C#m 
Just remember one thing
B 
when you're licking my ding -dong with
your chin -tongue.
E 
What's that? You a guy a robot.
B 
So the Wolfman ain't queer!
E 
Ha ha ha ha.
Good times, Wolfcock.
F#m 
B 
E 
Good  times.
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