Key: E major
Verse 1
and some other whore
Floating down the river on
a shithouse door
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D
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
It's going steady with the
pig in the barn
with the ear of corn
to my leg
A
D
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Watchin' mom shavin' pussy
really gets the kids hard
somethin' in the front yard
to my leg
A
D
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Sister's gettin' rich on
her ride under timber
Billy
Bob's givin' fast as dog armor
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D
Tie my picker to my leg,
G
D
A
wet dog
D
A
D
Well, I'm a big dead daddy
and a fuckin' fool
went to pussy school
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D
Oh, tie my picker to my leg
Yeah, my asshole's tighter
than a steel drum
to watch her cum
A
G
D
I'm tie my picker to my leg
Oh,
Simon!
G
Ow!
Hey, watch your headphones there,
D
A
G
D
boy!
They only live once, so off with them pants
my leg to my leg
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D
Wanna tie my pecker to my leg
G
D
Yeah, my gal's so fine,
I'm gonna suck her daddy's dick
you wouldn't give me no lip
Em
D
Wanna tie my pecker to my leg,
to my leg
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D
Wanna tie my pecker to my leg
Woke up this morning with the
Last night I must have been
a designated drinker
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D
Wanna tie my pecker to my leg
I need a woman, six foot ten
so I can get it all in
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G
D
Tie my brecker to my leg
Dsus4
D
Everybody solo
G
C
D
A
Am
D
Yeah, me, your mama and
D
G
Floatin' down the river
on a shithouse door
A
G
D
Tie my picker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my picker, tie my picker
Outro 1
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD A G Em Dsus4...
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