amsterdam dogshit blues chords by Mojo Nixon

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Verse 1
G 
Say man, what is that funky
Em 
smell
And that big brown thing
D 
G 
coming out of that dog's tail?
C 
Smells worse than the U.S. Senate
D 
The guy in front of me,
he just stepped in it

Verse 2
G 
Well, it's dog shit here, dog shit there
D 
God dang dog shit everywhere
C 
G 
D 
Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues
C 
G 
Man oh man, I said P.U.
D 
Well,

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Verse 3

little bitty dogs, great big dogs

Fillin' up the street with their do- do logs

Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues

Man oh man,

you better check your shoes

Verse 4
D 
G 
Well, you don't wanna smoke it,
don't wanna roll it
Why don't you get them doggies
some little doggy toilets?
C 
G 
D 
Got the Amsterdam dog shit blues
C 
G 
Man oh man, I said P.U.
D 
G 

Interlude 1

All this funk's got my head in quite a swirl

Verse 5

Yeah, Amsterdam is the dog

shit capital of the world

Verse 6
G 
Gonna grab them mutts
and throw them in the canal
So I won't have to smell their
C 
stinky bowel
B 
Movements, that is
F# 
G 
D 
What am I gonna do?

Verse 7
D 
I got the low down dirty
D 
Stinky rotten poo- poo ca- ca
Big giant turd- ola
D 
This St. Bernard about the size of a pony,
man, let this giant turd out on the street
N.C.
It was so big, you know how big it was?
N.C.
D 
It had little turds orbiting around it
Well, I got the Amsterdam
C 
F# 
D 
G 
dog shit blues
N.C.
D 
You dirty dog