Key: E major
Verse 1
funny games are chill
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But this isn't funny y'all
this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor
and this is goin too far
I ain't laughin no more y'all
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now who stole my car
Verse 2
had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feeling
when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map
or any kinda chart
To know you're standin in the
spot your car used to be parked
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Now you know you parked your car
yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and
tryin to get things clear
And it's always some idiot saying
move that is smart
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But instead you keep lookin where
you know you didn't park
Searchin for reasons like maybe
tickets you owed
Something to justify
that - maybe it got towed
where the hell is it
If there was a prize you'd win
dummy of the year
Cause you're lookin somewhere
else when you know you parked it here
So through never- neverland
accept that it's stolen
You call the police and they come
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and say
dumb questions
Like (well when's the last
time that you saw it)
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And somebody in your
car headed to kalamazoo
Officer Fool or whoever you are
Would you please get off your butt and
Verse 3
A candy apple red I
ROC, windows deep tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
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Went from zero to 60 in like 5.5
Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough
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It had a car phone for when I wanted
to reach out and touch
hear for blocks
The first day I got it I was
frontin real hard
I could hear people sayin
(damn, look at that car)
I was hyped and I wanted
my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where
they're usually hangin out
Just my luck nobody's standin outside
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And I didn't really feel like parkin my ride
So I honked my horn and nobody was comin
I thougth what the heck,
I went inside and left it runnin
I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
I found my friends, I said,
"You gotta check this out, y'all"
But when we came back out the car
wasn't there
(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did,
I swear!
My friends went inside,
the spot my car used to be
It's hard to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it: call the car
Verse 4
phone
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(Fresh Prince's car?)
Yo thief, bring my car back now
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Before I bust your (hold up
wait a minute pal)
(Seems like you forgot
who's got the keys)
I thought: he's right, "Well,
bring it back, please"
Hello Mr. Thief, don't hang up
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Aw then luckily Jeff pulled up
I told him what had happened
someone stole my car
I said, "Come on Jeff,
let's get him, he can't be far"
We rode around for about
20 minutes
And we were just about to say forget it
When I spotted him, I said,
"Jeff, go get it!"
We pulled up behind him and man
dude jetted
He was drivin all wild and fast
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Like he was gettin points
for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car
phone again and I said
Of course you realize when I catch
he thought we was racin
100 miles an hour and he
lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone pole
him in the face
and charged me with assault
If his neck was closer I probably
woulda grabbed it
He told the cops that I said he could have it
I calmed down and they got things straight
I saw half my car at 7th street the
other half at 8th
Lego explosion
Why does life have to be so hard?
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