Key: D# minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking
my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
You'll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.
Verse 2
Kinda nicked me,
But she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
Verse 3
No, a cavern
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, I'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.
Verse 4
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(Twilight Zone
noise)
Verse 5
Shooo...I hate that sound.
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.
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Verse 7
But what a body!
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No, she wasn't there.
I'm tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I'm lying.
Verse 8
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V.'s off.
Verse 9
No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called
The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.
Verse 10
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to hell
with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You'll
feel the force of my rage,
Verse 11
Jeff wanted to do that,
I thought that it would make
the reccord dumb.
Interlude 1
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Verse 12
Jack and Jill went up a hill, To
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Verse 13
Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.
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