White & Nerdy chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Intro 1
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Verse 1
Em
They see me
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C
mowin' my front lawn
Am
B
Am
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
Em
White and nerdy
Verse 2
B
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
C
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
B
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Em
Bm
Em
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
Verse 3
B
C
I wanna roll with the gangstas
Am
B
But so far they all think I'm too
Am
Em
White and nerdy
Verse 4
B
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white
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C
and nerdy
Am
Em
I'm just too white and nerdy
Bm
Really white and nerdy
Verse 5
Em
First in my class here at MIT
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Got skills, I'm a champion at D and D
Bm
C
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep you're forty,
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I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
Bm
Em
My rims never spin,
to the contrary
B
You'll find that they're quite stationary
C
All of my action figures are cherry
B
Bm
Stephen Hawking's in my library
Verse 6
Em
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
B
Got people beggin'
for my top eight spaces
C
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
B
Bm
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
Em
I order all of my sandwiches
with mayonnaise
B
I'm a wiz' at Minesweeper, and I
play for days
C
Once you've see my sweet moves,
you're gonna stay amazed
B
My fingers movin' so fast,
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I'll set the place ablaze
Verse 7
Em
There's no killer app
I haven't run (run)
B
At Pascal,
well, I'm number one (one)
C
Do vector calculus just for fun
B
I ain't got a gat, but I got
Bm
a soldering gun (what?)
Em
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
B
I could sure kick your butt in
a game of ping pong
C
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Em
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well
as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
Verse 8
B
C
You see me roll on my Segway
Am
B
Am
I know in my heart they think I'm
Em
White and nerdy
Verse 9
B
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
C
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
B
Bm
Em
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
Verse 10
B
I'd like to roll with
C
the gangstas
Am
B
Although it's apparent I'm too
Am
Em
White and nerdy
Verse 11
B
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Bm
C
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Am
B
I'm just too white and nerdy
Bm
Em
How'd I get so white and nerdy?
Verse 12
I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
B
comics
You know I collect 'em
Bm
C
The pens in my pocket,
I must protect them
B
My ergonomic keyboard
never leaves me bored
Em
Shoppin' online for deals
B
Bm
on some writable media
B
I edit Wikipedia
C
I memorized Holy Grail really well
B
I can recite it right now and
have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
Verse 13
Em
I I I I I I I got a business doing
websites (websites)
B
When my friends need some code,
who do they call?
C
I do HTML for 'em all
B
Bm
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
Em
I got myself a fanny pack
B
They were havin' a sale
down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a
C
roll of bubble wrap
B
Pop, pop, hope no one sees
Bm
me gettin' freaky
Verse 14
Em
I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
C
B
I was in AV club, and glee club
And even the chess team
Em
Only question I ever thought was hard
B
Was "Do I like Kirk,
or do I like Picard?"
Am
Spend every weekend
at the Renaissance Fair
Em
Got my name on my underwear
Verse 15
B
They see me strollin',
C
they're laughin'
Am
B
Am
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so
Em
White and nerdy
Verse 16
B
Just because I'm white and
nerdy
Just because I'm white
C
and nerdy
B
All because I'm white and nerdy
Bm
Em
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
Verse 17
B
C
I wanna bowl with the gangstas
Am
B
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm
Am
Em
White and nerdy
Verse 18
B
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
C
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Am
B
I'm just too white and nerdy
Em
B
Bm
Em
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
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