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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic

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Verse 1
Am

Hey girl, you know,

our economy's in the toilet
C
F

But I'm still gonna treat you right
C

I said you can have whatever you like,

you like
G

I said you can have whatever you like,

you like

Yeah
C
G
Tater Tots,
Verse 2
Am

Cold Duck on ice
F

And we can clip coupons all night
C

And baby you can have whatever you like,

you like
G

I said you can have whatever you like,

you like

Yeah
Verse 3
Am

Take you out for dinner

anywhere that you please
F

Like Burger King or Mickey D's
C

And baby you can have whatever you like,

you like
G

I said you can even have the large fries,

large fries
Verse 4

Yeah
Am

Baby, you should know I am

really quite a sweet guy
F

When I buy you bathroom tissue,

I always get the 2-ply
C

Want it, you can get it, my dear
G

I got my Costco membership

card right here
C
Yeah you
Verse 5
Am

like Top Ramen, need

Top Ramen?
F

Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll

keep 'em comin'
C

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
G

Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
C
Am
Pork and
Verse 6

beans and Minute Rice
F

And we can play cribbage all night
C

And baby you can have whatever you like,

you like
G

I said you can have whatever you like,

you like

Yeah, yeah
Verse 7
Am

I can take you to the

Laundromat downtown
F

And watch all the clothes go

'round and 'round
C

And baby we can go wherever you like,

you like
G

I said we can go wherever you like,

you like
Verse 8

Yeah, yeah
Am

Hottest shorty I know,
F

if you had some Lipo

You could be second

runner-up Miss Miss Ohio
C

Seven dollar bills rolled up

inside my plastic billfold
G

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
Verse 9
Am

And you never ever gotta wear

your sister's old clothes
F

Long as I'm still assistant
C

manager at Kinko's

Cut your hair with scissors

and a soup bowl
G

You ain't gotta pay me,
Am

that's the way that I roll
Verse 10

My chick can have what she want

At Wal-Mart she she can
F

pick out anything she want
C

I know girl, you ain't never

had a man like that
G

Who doesn't make you buy

generic brand like that
Verse 11
Am

Yeah you like my Hyundai, see

my Hyundai?
F

I can take you to see your

cousin Phil next Sunday
C

But that's kinda far and

I'm not made of cash
G

Do you think you could chip in for gas?
F
Am
Mac and cheese
Verse 12

would be all right
F

But let's send out for pizza tonight
C

And you can order any toppings you like,

you like
G

I said you can even have the last slice,

last slice

Yeah, yeah
Verse 13
Am

Ran myself a cable from my

neighbor next door (door)
F

Now I can get free HBO
C

And baby you can watch whatever you like,

you like
G

I said you can watch whatever you like,

you like

Yeah
Verse 14
Am

And you can always ride the city bus
C
F

Got a stack of tokens just for us
C

Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
G
C

Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons,

that's right
G
You
Verse 15
C
Am

want White Castle,

need White Castle?

Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
C

You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
Am
Thrift store jeans,
Verse 16

on sale half price
F

The underwear at Goodwill is nice
C

And baby you can have whatever you like,

you like
G

I said you can have whatever you like,

you like

Yeah
Verse 17
Am

Baby I can give you anything you please
F

Even share my government cheese
C

And baby you can have as much as you like,

you like
G

I said you can go have as much as you like,

you like
C
G
C
Am

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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