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Whatever You Like chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Verse 1
(A minor) Hey girl, you know,
our economy's in the toilet
(C major) But I'm (F major) still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can have whatever you like, (G major)
you like
Yeah
(C major) Tater (G major) Tots,
Verse 2
(A minor) Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons (F major) all night
And baby you can have whatever you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can have whatever you like, (G major)
you like
Yeah

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Verse 3
Take you out for (A minor) dinner
anywhere that you please
Like Burger (F major) King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can even have the large fries, (G major)
large fries
Verse 4
Yeah
(A minor) Baby, you should know I am
really quite a sweet guy
(F major) When I buy you bathroom tissue,
I always get the 2-ply
(C major) Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my (G major) Costco membership
card right here
Yeah (C major) you
Verse 5
(A minor) like Top Ramen, need
Top Ramen?
Got a (F major) cupboard full of 'em, I'll
keep 'em comin'
You (C major) want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the (G major) flavor packet on it and eat it
(C major) Pork (A minor) and
Verse 6
beans and Minute Rice
And we can play cribbage (F major) all night
And baby you can have whatever you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can have whatever you like, (G major)
you like
Yeah, yeah
Verse 7
I can take you (A minor) to the
Laundromat downtown
And watch all the (F major) clothes go
'round and 'round
And baby we can go wherever you like, (C major)
you like
I said we can go wherever (G major) you like,
you like
Verse 8
Yeah, yeah
(A minor) Hottest shorty I know,
if you had some (F major) Lipo
You could be second
runner-up Miss Miss Ohio
(C major) Seven dollar bills rolled up
inside my plastic billfold
(G major) Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
Verse 9
And (A minor) you never ever gotta wear
your sister's old clothes
(F major) Long as I'm still assistant
manager at (C major) Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors
and a soup bowl
(G major) You ain't gotta pay me,
that's the way that I (A minor) roll
Verse 10
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she she can
(F major) pick out anything she want
I know girl, you ain't (C major) never
had a man like that
Who doesn't make you (G major) buy
generic brand like that
Verse 11
Yeah you like (A minor) my Hyundai, see
my Hyundai?
I can (F major) take you to see your
cousin Phil next Sunday
(C major) But that's kinda far and
I'm not made of cash
Do you (G major) think you could chip in for gas?
(F major) Mac (A minor) and cheese
Verse 12
would be all right
But let's send out for pizza (F major) tonight
And you can order any toppings you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can even have the last slice, (G major)
last slice
Yeah, yeah
Verse 13
Ran myself a (A minor) cable from my
neighbor next door (door)
Now I can (F major) get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can watch whatever you like, (G major)
you like
Yeah
Verse 14
And you can always (A minor) ride the city bus
Got a stack (C major) of (F major) tokens just for us
Yo, my (C major) wallet's fat and full of ones
Yeah, it's all about (G major) the (C major) Washingtons,
that's right
(G major) You
Verse 15
(C major) want White Castle, (A minor)
need White Castle?
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
You want it, well (C major) get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
(A minor) Thrift store jeans,
Verse 16
on sale half price
The underwear at (F major) Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can have whatever you like, (G major)
you like
Yeah
Verse 17
Baby I can (A minor) give you anything you please
Even share my (F major) government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like, (C major)
you like
I said you can go have as much as you like, (G major)
you like
Yeah, (C major) yeah, (G major) (C major) (A minor) yeah, yeah
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