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West Texas Waltz chords by
Joe Ely
Joe Ely

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Verse 1
D
A
D

When you're ready or steady

To go dancin', romancin'

Grab your sweetheart and
A

jump in your car

Drive right on down

To the bright side of town

You'll be glad you don't
D

have to drive far
A

You'll be happy you

don't have to go far
D
Verse 2

G

Park your pick-ups and and Cadillacs,

Fords and Renaults
D

Get out and dance like the dickens
A

to the West Texas waltz
D
Bm
Verse 3

D

My pickup needs a tune-up,

I I better get up and make up
A

My mind to get on it today

The tractor's been actin' up

And the sewer lines are backin' up
D

But I'll be dancin' tonight anyway
A

I'll go dancin' tonight anyway
D
Verse 4

G

'Cause I count my blessings,

I don't count my faults
D

I like to dance like the dickens to
A

the West Texas Waltz
D
A
Bm
Verse 5

A
D

Well I found a young cow-dog

An' I I told him: "Now, now Dooh

"You're a borderline collie,
A

I'm a borderline fool"

But he had some bad habits

He was scared of jack rabbits
D

I sent him off to canine school
A
D

I think they call it obedience school
Verse 6
G

When he came back,

he couldn't tell a cow from a horse
D
A

But he could dance like the dickens to the West
Interlude 1

Texas waltz
D
A
Bm
A
D

Verse 7
D

Grandmammy, grandpappy If you

wanna stay happy
A

Better lace up your best dancin' shoes

Come see us, don't write us

You can stop your arthritis
D

Just by dancin' away your blues
A

Now, just by dancin' away your blues
D
Verse 8

G

So bind up your bunions with

band-aids and and gauze
D

And come dance like the dickens
A
D

to the West Texas Waltz
Bm

Oh yeah
Verse 9
Bm
A
D
A

I
D
A
D

met a fine lady banker

And I'd sure like to thank her

For the credit she gave me
A

made me shout

She changed my whole attitude

And to show her a little gratitude
D

I decided I'd just ask her out
A

Yeah, I thought I just might ask her out
D
Verse 10
G

I said close up your windows,

and lock up your vaults
D

And let's go dance like the dickens
A

to the West Texas Waltz
D
Bm
Verse 11

A
D

We spent the next to last dollar

At the old ice cream parlor
A

On a milkshake and a malt and a pop

And then we heard us some sounds

Was a honky-tonk lounge

lounge
D

Next door to the ice cream shop
A

Next door to the ice cream shop
D
Verse 12

G

Now only two things are better

than milkshakes and malts
D

And one is dancin' like the dickens
A

to the West Texas Waltz
D
A
Bm
Verse 13

D
A
D

And the other is somethin'

But really it's nothin'
A

To speak of, it's somethin' to do

If you've done it before

You'll be doin' it some more
D

Just as soon as the dancin' is through
A
D

Right after the dancin' is through
Verse 14
G

And if anybody asks you why,

just tell 'em because
D

You been dancin' like the dickens to the West
A

Texas Waltz
Outro 1
D
Bm
D
A

D
A

D
A

D
A
D

A
A


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