Weenie Ride
Weenie Ride

Weenie Ride easy guitar chords by Steel Panther

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    • Verse 1
    I 
    wanna 
    tell 

    you 

    'bout 
    something 
    fun 

    So 
    I 
    wrote 
    you 
    this 
    song 

    If 
    you've 
    ever 
    been 
    to 

    Disneyland 

    You know 
    the lines 
    can 
    be 
    real 
    long 

    But 
    Verse 2
    I 
    got 
    a ride 
    that 
    the bitches 
    love 

    And 
    you 
    won't 
    have 
    to wait 
    at 
    all 

    All 
    you've 
    got 
    to 
    do 
    is 

    ditch 
    your 
    boyfriend 

    And 
    give 
    sexy 
    Michael 
    Starr 
    a call 

    Verse 3
    I'll take 
    your 
    ass 
    for 
    a weenie 
    ride 

    Spread 
    your 
    cheeks 
    and swallow 

    your 
    pride 

    It's scary 
    like 
    a roller 
    coaster 

    It 
    will stretch 
    you 
    out 
    so 
    wide 

    Verse 4
    Gonna 
    take 
    your 
    ass 
    for 
    a weenie 
    ride 

    Hold 
    on 
    tight 
    'cause 
    I'm 
    coming 
    inside 

    It's 
    better 
    than 
    a Ferris 
    Wheel 

    or 
    a water 
    slide 

    It's 
    a weenie 
    ride 

    Verse 5

    I 
    want 
    to sing 
    about 
    a thing 

    that's 
    funner than 
    a swing 

    And 
    better 
    than 
    the monkey 
    bars 

    You 
    can 
    take 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    couch 

    or 
    your 
    water 
    bed 

    Or 
    in 
    the back 
    of 
    your Daddy's 
    car 

    And 
    it's 
    open 
    all 
    day, 
    night 
    time 
    too, 

    sev
    en 
    fucking 
    days 
    a 
    week 

    It 
    only 
    shuts 
    down 
    intermittently 

    so 
    I 
    can take 
    a leak 

    Verse 6
    So 
    put 
    that 
    snatch 
    on 
    a 
    weenie 
    ride 

    Ride 
    her 
    face 
    down 
    or 
    on 
    your 
    side 

    You'll 
    be 
    amazed 
    what 

    you 
    can fit 
    in 
    there 

    When 
    some 
    leverage 
    is 
    applied 

    Verse 7
    Open 
    your 
    legs 
    for 
    a 
    weenie 
    ride 

    You 
    won't 
    be 
    the first 
    to see 
    it 
    and 
    cry 

    Just 
    bring 
    the 
    baby 
    wipes 
    and 
    some 

    As
    troglide 

    It's 
    a weenie 
    ride, 

    oh 
    yeah 

    Interlude 1




    Verse 8
    Scream 
    for 
    me 

    Scream 
    out 
    in 
    ecstasy 

    Honey, 
    won't 
    you 
    try 
    the weenie 
    ride 

    You're 
    never 
    gonna 
    be 
    the same 

    Baby, 
    how 
    you 
    gonna 
    get 
    to 
    heaven 
    if 

    you 
    can't 
    take 
    a little 
    pain? 

    Verse 9

    Step 
    right 
    up 
    for 
    a weenie 
    ride 

    It's 
    even 
    more 
    fun 
    when you're 

    gagged 
    and 
    tied 

    Oops, 
    I think 
    I got 
    a little 
    DNA 

    All 
    over 
    your 
    backside 

    Verse 10
    I wanna 
    tell 
    your 
    friends 
    about 

    the weenie 
    ride 

    You can 
    charge 
    admission, 

    baby, 
    I don't 
    mind 

    Even 
    with the 
    big 
    old muff 

    you won't 
    get 
    to
    night 

    For the 
    weenie 
    ride 

    Verse 11
    Weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 

    weenie 
    weenie 
    ride 
    (it's a weenie 
    ride) 

    Weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie weenie 

    ride 
    (come spread 
    your thighs) 

    Weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie weenie 

    ride 
    (ooh 
    ooh ooh, ooh ooh) 

    Weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 

    weenie 
    ride 
    (it's a 
    weenie ride) 

    Weenie weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie weenie 
    ride 
    (it's a weenie 
    ride, 

    yeah) 

    Weenie weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 
    weenie 

    weenie weenie ride 
    (baby, baby, baby) 

    It's 
    a 
    weenie 
    ride 

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