Weenie Ride chords by Steel Panther
Verse 1
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Dm
C
I wanna tell
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you
C
'bout something fun
Dm
So I wrote you this song
Em
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If you've ever been to
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Disneyland
Dm
You know the lines can be real long
Em
But
Verse 2
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C
I got a ride that the bitches love
Dm
C
And you won't have to wait at all
G
All you've got to do is
ditch your boyfriend
C
G
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
Verse 3
C
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow
your pride
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It's scary like a roller coaster
Fm
It will stretch you out so wide
Verse 4
C
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
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It's better than a Ferris Wheel
Fm
or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
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Fm
Eaug
Fm
Am
C
Verse 5
Dm
C
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I want to sing about a thing
C
that's funner than a swing
Dm
And better than the monkey bars
C
F
You can take it on the couch
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or your water bed
Dm
Or in the back of your Daddy's car
C
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C
And it's open all day, night time too,
Dm
C
seven fucking days a week
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It only shuts down intermittently
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G
so I can take a leak
Verse 6
C
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
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You'll be amazed what
you can fit in there
Fm
When some leverage is applied
Verse 7
Am
Abaug
Open your legs for a weenie ride
C
F#dim
You won't be the first to see it and cry
F
Just bring the baby wipes and some
Fm
Ddim
Astroglide
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Ddim
Abdim
It's a weenie ride,
Am
G
oh yeah
Interlude 1
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Am
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Am
G
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Am
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D
Verse 8
Eb
Scream for me
Scream out in ecstasy
Bb
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Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
Fm
Ab
You're never gonna be the same
G
C
G
Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if
you can't take a little pain?
Dm
Verse 9
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C
Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're
gagged and tied
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Oops, I think I got a little DNA
Fm
All over your backside
Verse 10
C
I wanna tell your friends about
the weenie ride
You can charge admission,
baby, I don't mind
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Even with the big old muff
Fm
you won't get tonight
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C
For the weenie ride
Verse 11
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie
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C
weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie
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G
ride (come spread your thighs)
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G
C
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie
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ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
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G
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie
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weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
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C
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride,
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C
yeah)
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie
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weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride
Weenie Ride
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