The Shocker
The Shocker

The Shocker easy guitar chords by Steel Panther

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • Am

  • C

  • G

  • D

  • F

  • Bb

  • Em

  • B5

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • E

  • Eb

    6

  • D5

    5

  • A#

  • B

    2

  • A5

  • Am

  • C

  • G

  • D

  • F

  • Bb

  • Em

  • B5

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • E

  • Eb

    6

  • D5

    5

  • A#

  • B

    2

  • A5

    • Verse 1
    Are 
    you 
    ready 
    baby? 

    Woo, 
    ah 
    yeah 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 2
    Extra, 
    extra, 
    read 
    all 
    about 
    it 

    I 
    wanna 
    show 
    you 
    guys 
    something 
    new 

    Now 
    if 
    you're 
    having 

    trouble 
    just 
    getting 
    a boner 

    Here's something 
    cool 

    that'll 
    work 
    for you 

    Verse 3
    It's 
    way 
    better 
    than 
    a 
    Dirty 
    Sanc
    hez 

    Some 
    would say 
    that 
    it's 
    a bit 
    extreme 

    Close 
    your 
    eyes 
    and spread 

    your 
    legs 
    now 

    What 
    I'm 
    about 
    to 
    do 
    will 

    make 
    you scream 

    Verse 4
    You 
    better 
    lube it 
    up 

    'Cause 
    it's 
    easi
    er 

    to get 
    it 
    deep
    er 
    in 

    In 
    her 
    hole 
    'til she 
    screams 

    Verse 5
    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 

    in 
    the stink 

    That's 
    called 
    the shocker 

    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 
    in 
    the stink 

    Give 
    her 
    the shocker 

    Verse 6
    It's 
    easy 
    to find 
    chick
    s 
    that 
    really 
    dig 
    it 

    In 
    any 
    city 
    or 
    any 
    town 

    You 
    can spot 
    a rookie 
    who's 
    been 

    using 
    the shocker

    He walks 
    around 
    with 
    a pinkie 

    that's 
    brown 

    Verse 7
    When 
    ya 
    do 
    too 
    much 
    booger
    sugar 

    And 
    your 
    hot 
    meat 
    stick 
    won't 
    stand 

    Add 
    your 
    middle 
    finger 
    to 

    a 
    fist 
    of metal 

    And spread 
    the shocker 
    all 

    across 
    the land 

    Verse 8
    It's 
    time 
    to 
    raise 
    your 
    hands 

    And sa
    lute 
    the move
    ment 

    that 
    rocks 
    all 
    girls 

    You 
    won't 
    learn 
    this 
    at school 

    So 
    pay 
    attention 
    here 

    Verse 9
    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 

    in 
    the stink 

    That's 
    called 
    the shocker 

    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 
    in 
    the stink 

    Give 
    her 
    the shocker 

    Verse 10
    You 
    can 
    do 
    it 
    in 
    the 
    bath

    room 
    or 
    do 
    it 
    in 
    your 
    car 

    Or 
    do 
    it 
    in 
    the 
    alley 
    right 
    behind 
    the 
    bar 

    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 

    in 
    the stink 

    That's 
    called 
    the shocker, 
    yeah 

    Interlude 2



    Verse 11
    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 

    in 
    the stink 

    That's 
    called 
    the shocker 

    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 
    in 
    the stink 

    Give 
    her 
    the shocker 

    Verse 12
    You 
    can 
    do 
    it 
    in 
    the 
    bath

    room 
    or 
    do 
    it 
    in 
    your 
    car 

    Or 
    do 
    it 
    in 
    the 
    alley 
    right 
    behind 
    the 
    bar 

    Two 
    in 
    the 
    pink 
    and 
    one 

    in 
    the stink 

    That's 
    called 
    the shocker 

    Interlude 3
    Here 
    it 
    comes 



    Verse 13
    Shock, 
    shock, 
    shock
    er 

    Shock
    , shock, 
    shocker 

    Shock, 
    shock, 
    shock
    er 

    Shock, 
    shock, 
    shock
    er 

    Come 
    on 
    and shock 
    her 

    220 volts 
    of 
    heavy 
    metal 
    power 

    Inside 
    your 
    vagina, 
    baby, 

    and 
    your 
    butthole too 


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