Critter
Critter

Critter easy guitar chords by Steel Panther

N/A•
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • D

  • C5

    3

  • Bb

  • Cm

    3

  • Ab

    4

  • Eb

    6

  • F

  • Em

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • B

    2

  • E5

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • D

  • C5

    3

  • Bb

  • Cm

    3

  • Ab

    4

  • Eb

    6

  • F

  • Em

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • B

    2

  • E5

    • Intro 1


    If 
    you 
    love 
    your 
    lady 
    Verse 1
    then 
    here's 
    some 
    good 
    advice 

    If 
    you 
    want 
    her 
    to stay 
    with 
    you 

    then don't 
    go 
    treating 
    her 
    nice 

    If 
    you 
    buy 
    her 
    flowers 
    she'll 

    drop 
    you twice 
    as 
    fast 

    So 
    do 
    what Steel 
    Panther 
    does 

    and stick 
    it 
    right 
    in 
    her 
    ass 

    Verse 2
    Hit 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Treat 
    her like 
    a critter 

    Fuck 
    that 
    lady 
    right 

    Hit 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Treat 
    her like 
    a critter 

    She 
    won't 
    put 
    up 
    a fight 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 3
    If 
    you're 
    at 
    the strip 
    joint 

    hanging 
    out 
    with 
    the guys 

    When 
    you 
    get 
    a 
    table 
    dance 
    just 

    look 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    eye
    s 

    Tell 
    her 
    that 
    she's 
    ugly 

    and treat 
    her 
    really 
    mean 

    She'll 
    really 
    want 
    to 
    fuck 
    you 
    'cause 

    strippers 
    have 
    low 
    self 
    esteem 

    Verse 4
    Then 
    you 
    can 
    Hit 

    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter 

    Fuck 
    that 
    dancing 
    girl 

    Hit 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Treat 
    her like 
    a critter 

    Just 
    like 
    Ron 
    Jeremy 
    would, 
    yeah 

    Hit 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter 

    Use 
    your 
    spit 
    for 
    lube 

    Hit 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter 

    Screw 
    her 
    poopie too, 
    yeah 
    oh 
    ohh! 

    Interlude 2



    Don't 
    be 
    retarded, 
    Verse 5
    you've 
    gotta 
    listen 
    to 
    my 

    song 
    (to this 
    song) 

    Don't 
    be 
    afraid 
    to 
    get 
    some 

    peanut 
    on 
    your 
    tongue 

    Hit 
    her 
    in 
    the 
    shitter 

    Got
    ta treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter 

    Verse 6

    Treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter

    Fuck 
    fuck 
    yeah 

    Treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter 

    Woah, 
    she 
    really 
    likes 
    it 

    Treat 
    her like 
    a critter

    Yeah, 
    my 
    little 
    slut 
    girl 

    Treat 
    her 
    like 
    a critter

    Oh 
    yeah 
    yeah 
    yeah 
    yeah 
    yeah! 

    She 
    likes 
    it 
    in 
    the 
    ass 


    Ooh 
    yeah 
    yeah 
    yeah 

    Verse 7
    Outro 1
    Oh 
    unh! 


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