Critter chords by Steel Panther
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Intro 1
(G major) (G minor) (G major) (G minor) (G major) (D major) (G minor) (G major) (D major) (C5) (G major) (D major) (B flat major) (G minor) (D major) (G minor) (G major) (C5)
(G major) (D major) (G minor) (B flat major) (C5)
If you love (C minor) your lady
Verse 1
(A flat major) then (C minor) here's (C5) some good (C minor) advice (C5)
If you want her (A flat major) to stay with you
(C minor) then don't (B flat major) go treating (C minor) her nice (C5)
If you buy her (C minor) flowers (A flat major) she'll
drop (B flat major) you twice (C5) as fast
(A flat major) So do what Steel (B flat major) Panther does
and stick (C5) it (G major) right in her (D major) ass
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Verse 2
Hit (G minor) her in the (E flat major) shitter
Treat her like a critter
(B flat major) Fuck that lady right
(G minor) Hit her in the (E flat major) shitter
Treat her like a critter
She (B flat major) won't put up (D major) a fight
Interlude 1
(G major) (D major) (G major)
(D major) (C5) (G major) (D major) (G minor) (B flat major) (F major) (C5)
Verse 3
If you're at the strip (A flat major) joint
hanging (B flat major) out (C5) with the guys
When you get a (A flat major) table dance (C minor) just
(B flat major) look her (C5) in the eye (C minor) (C5) s
(B flat major) (C5) Tell her that (C minor) she's ugly (A flat major)
and treat (C minor) (C5) her really mean
(A flat major) She'll really want (B flat major) to fuck you 'cause
strippers (C5) have (G minor) low self (G major) (D major) esteem
Verse 4
Then you can Hit (G minor)
her in the shitter
(E flat major) Treat her like a critter
(B flat major) Fuck that dancing girl
(G minor) Hit her in the (E flat major) shitter
Treat her like a critter
(B flat major) Just like Ron Jeremy would, (D major) yeah
Hit (G minor) her in the shitter
(E flat major) Treat her like a critter
(B flat major) Use your spit for (F major) (B flat major) (G minor) lube
Hit her in the shitter
(E flat major) Treat her like a critter
Screw (B flat major) her (D major) poopie too, yeah oh ohh!
Interlude 2
(D major) (E minor) (C5) (C major) (D major) (B minor) (G major) (B minor)
(C major) (C5) (A major) (B major) (E minor) (C major) (C5) (D major) (B minor)
(C major) (C5) (A major) (B major) (G major) (C major)
Don't be (D major) retarded,
Verse 5
you've gotta (G major) listen to (D major) my
song (E minor) (E5) (D major) (to this (C major) song)
Don't be (D major) afraid to get some
(B major) peanut on your tongue (E minor)
(C major) Hit (C5) her (C major) in the (C5) shitter
Got (D major) ta treat her like a critter
Verse 6
(D major)
Treat (G major) her like a critter (G minor) (C5)
Fuck fuck yeah
(G major) Treat (G minor) her like a critter
(C5) Woah, she really likes (G major) it
Treat (G minor) her like a critter (C major)
Yeah, (C5) my little slut girl
(G major) Treat her (G minor) like a critter (D major)
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! (G major) (D major)
(G minor) She likes it (C5) in (G major) the ass (G minor) (D major) (B flat major) (G minor)
(D major) (G minor) (D major) (C5) (G major) (G minor) (D major) (G minor)
(B flat major) Ooh yeah yeah (F major) yeah
Verse 7
Outro 1
Oh unh!
(G minor) (G minor)
Critter
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