Here we are, in this room.
There ought to be a preacher
He ain't never here on time.
We're gonna get hitched today,
Gonna tie the knot today.
Don't worry about a thing,
and we're gonna get hitched today
Well, I'm the preacher and
but I had a little nip with Sister Kate
I want you children to fall right in,
cause this here wedding is about to begin
I've been waiting here long enough
Then get out the ring, it's plain to see
That I want a he -man to marry me
To marry you, to marry you
Do you take this woman to be your wife
To fuss and fight for the rest of your life?
Do you take this fella for better or worse,
till the man comes and takes
Well, you better take it to the
cause you can't do no worse.
Well, brothers and sisters,
old Ralph's getting ready to go to town.
Just before we do this thing,
everybody jump and swing.
Oh, man, you sure are cute.
Yeah, that's what all the sisters tell me.
I'm beginning to believe in myself.
I now pronounce you man and wife,
and I hope you live for the rest of your life.
Two times twelve is twenty -four.
Have a house full of kids
Thank you, appetizer, not.
We sure appreciate that a lot.
And that'll be five dollars, please.