V-E-G-E-T-A-B-L-E-S chords by Colin Buchanan

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Verse 1
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It's happening!
The vegetable song!
1, 2, 1, 2, 3
V -E -G -E -T -A -B -L -E
S -D -A -T -T -H -E -M -U -P
Now
Leanne had quite an appetite
She really loved to eat
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Chocolate biscuits, sticky cakes
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And every sort of treat
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But one food made her feel so crook
one food
Leanne did hate.
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She went green and would not
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eat the veggies on her plate.
So
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she'd stuff them under chicken bones,
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hide them under fat, slip them in her pockets.
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Lots of kids do that.
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Bury them in the pot plant,
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drop them in her drink, mush them in
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the gravy, or push them down the sink
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V -E  -G -E -T -A -P -L -E -S
-E -A -T -T -H -E -M -U -P
Now
Leanne, she said that cauliflower
tastes like dirty socks
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She wouldn't eat zucchinis for
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a dozen chocolate blocks
So
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Leanne had to keep trying,
she had to persevere
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And keep on finding new ways to
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make veggies disappear
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Well she'd feed them to the bunny rabbit,
stick them to the cat
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Squash them in the dog food
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and underneath the mat
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Suck them up the vacuum cleaner,
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flush them down the loo
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Secretly conceal them
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underneath her shoe
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V  -E  -G -E -T -A -B -L -E -S
-E -A -T -T -H -E -M -U -P
Now
Leanne just hated broccoli,
she wouldn't eat her peas
C 
She said that eating
Brussels sprouts was worse
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than a disease
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The very side of spinach
was enough to make her chuck
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So secretly she kept inventing
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ways to hide the muck
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Well, she'd open up the windows
and toss them on the lawn
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Flick them underneath the fridge
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till everyone was gone
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Stick some up her nostrils,
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pop a couple in her ears
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Slip a few behind the lounge,
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they won't be found for years
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Well, came the fateful,
dreadful day,
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Leanne was down and out.
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All her veggie vanishing
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tricks had all run out.
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There was no escaping to the
north or to the south.
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She had to put her veggies right
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inside her mouth.
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But, when she actually
tasted them, she said,
Why this discreet?
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Her family were shocked to
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see the veggies that she ate
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And she searched out all the veggies
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that she'd ever chucked away
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They were all dried up and crusty,
but she ate them anyway
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V  -E  -G -E -T -A -B -L -E -S
-Y -U -M -M -Y -Y -U -M -M -Y
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V  -E  -G -E -T -A -B -L -E -S -G
-I -V -E -M -E -M -O -R -E
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V -E  -G -E -T -A -B -L
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-E...
What's he going to say?
S?
S.