Uncle Joe chords by Hank Wangford

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Verse 1
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 (D major) I  went to Moscow to see my  (E minor) Uncle Joe
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They put  (A major) him in a casket
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about four  (D major) years ago
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I shuffled with the  (F sharp minor) Russians,  (D major) 
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I took my turn  (E minor) to stare
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Saw  (A major) you and Lenin
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sleeping down in the Red  (D major) Square
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I said, holy Joe Stalin, who can  (E minor) I   trust?
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I guess it's  (A major) something in the moustache
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The less it's  (D major) dust to  (F sharp minor) dust   (D major) 
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Holy Joe Stalin, where  (E minor) are you living now?
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Is  (A major) it up in commie heaven,
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or somewhere lower  (D major) down?
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Uncle  (G major) Joe,  (D major) you're so  (E minor) kind
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You can  (A major) tell it by the smile
and the twinkle in your eye
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 (D major) Uncle Joe, you're so  (E minor) fine
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It's a  (A major) shame those crazy Russians
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came and twist your  (D major) mind
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Holy Joe Stalin, on  (A major) my kit (E minor) chen wall
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No  (A major) room in our house for the Pope,
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no hope at  (E minor) all.  (D major) 
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Holy Joe Stalin, looking  (E minor) down on me,
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seeing everything's  (A major) cool
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with  (D major) your KGB.
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Uncle  (E minor) Joe,  (D major) you're so  (E minor) kind
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You can  (A major) tell it by the smile
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and the twinkle in your eye  (D major) 
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Uncle Joe, you're so  (A major)  (E minor) fine
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It's  (A major) a shame those crazy Russians
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came and twist your  (D major) mind  (A major) 
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 (D major)  (E minor)  (B minor)  (A major)  (E minor)  (D major) 
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Holy Joe Stalin,  (F sharp minor) 
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 (D major) come on and  (E minor) give me a shout
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There's a  (A major) cold war going on,
can't you come on down
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and help  (D major) me out?
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 (E minor) Holy  (D major) Joe Stalin, it's the  (E minor) end of the road
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My  (A major) nuclear family's about to explode  (D major) 
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Uncle  (E minor) John,  (D major) you're  (A major) a   (E minor) fake
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But  (A major) it's hard to be right
And so easy to make a mistake
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 (D major) Uncle John, you're  (E minor) a   lie  (Bsus4)  (E minor) 
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But a  (A major) lie that some folks will believe
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until the day they  (E minor) die  (D major) 
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Uncle John, you're  (E minor) so kind
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You  (B minor) can  (A major) tell it by the smile
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and the twinkle in your eye  (D major) 
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Uncle John, you're so  (E minor) fine  (Bsus4)  (E minor) 
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It's a  (A major) shame those crazy Russians
D 
came and twist your  (D major) mind
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Uncle John, you're so kind  (E minor) 
A 
 (A major) by the smile
and the twinkle in your eye.