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Traffic Jam chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
G
B
Ebm
F
Eb
G
Ebm
B
G
Dm
C
G
Dm
G
Dm
C
G
Dm
Verse 1
G
Dm
Carbon monoxide
C
G
Dm
G
Making me choke
Dm
No A.C.
C
G
C
Dm
And the radio's broke
G
Dm
C
Cars backed up
G
C
Dm
Far as you can see
G
Dm
Seems like I've been waiting
C
G
Dm
here for all eternity
D
Oh, and just in case you're wondering
Dm
I'll tell you where I am
D
C
I'm right here (right
here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the
G
middle of this...
Verse 2
Dm
Traffic jam
C
F
I haven't moved one inch
C
G
from this here spot
Dm
C
Traffic jam
F
C
G
The freeway's one big parking lot
Dm
C
Traffic jam
F
C
My radiator's boiling hot
Dm
D
Dm
And I'm stuck right here in the middle
(right here in the middle)
D
Dm
G
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Dm
C
Interlude 1
G
Dm
G
Dm
C
G
Dm
Verse 3
G
C
Dm
Trapped in side
C
G
Dm
G
My automobile
C
Dm
C
Cobweb's gowin'
G
Dm
On the steerin' wheel
G
Dm
Now, I'm no genius
C
G
Dm
But one thing I know
G
C
I shouldn't have had that
Dm
C
bag of bran muffins
G
Dm
An hour and a half ago
D
Yeah, and if you need to find me
I'll tell you where I am
C
I'm right here (right
here) right here (right here)
Stuck smack dab in the
G
middle of this...
Verse 4
G
Dm
Traffic jam
C
F
I haven't moved one inch
C
G
from this here spot
C
Traffic jam
F
C
G
The freeway's one big parking lot
Dm
Traffic jam
C
Bb
F
Well, I thought we were movin'
C
but I guess we're not
Dm
'Cause I'm stuck right here in the
middle (right here in the middle)
G
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
C
G
Interlude 2
Dm
C
G
C
Dm
G
C
G
Verse 5
Dm
G
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
C
Dm
C
G
Dm
F
G
C
Dm
C
G
Dm
yeah yeah yeah yeah
C
Dm
Bumper to bumper to
D
Dm
bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper
to bumper to
C
Bumper to bumper to
bumper to bumper...
Yay- hey!
Dm
F
C
G
Verse 6
Dm
There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
C
G
C
Dm
G
I'm gonna puke if I here any more
C
There's a motorcycle
Dm
C
zoomin' by me
G
C
Dm
Watch what happens when I open my door
G
C
Dm
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
C
G
Dm
Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
G
Dm
I left home five hours ago
C
G
Dm
And I can still see my house from here
D
So if anybody's tryin' to find me
Well, I'll tell you where I am
Dm
C
Right here (right
here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the
G
middle of this...
Verse 7
G
C
Traffic jam
F
I haven't moved one inch
C
G
from this here spot
Dm
C
Traffic jam
F
C
G
The freeway's one big parking lot
Dm
Traffic jam
C
F
Now my back teeth are floatin'
C
and my nerves are shot
Dm
And I'm stuck right here in the middle
(right here in the middle)
D
Stuck right here in the middle of
Dm
G
C
Dm
a traffic jam
G
Dm
G
Dm
G
Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
C
Outro 1
Dm
G
C
Dm
C
G
Dm
G
C
Dm
C
G
F
F
G
G
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