Thursday Night Las Vegas Airport chords by Chip Taylor

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Southwest Airlines says
our flight will be delayed
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for at least an hour.
Seems our plane hasn't left L .A. yet
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due to the Santa Ana winds.
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Which actually made no difference
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since the crew that was supposed to fly
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the damn thing was in Mexico.
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So I think I'll head back
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to the bar again.
It's a Thursday night,
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Las Vegas air port
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Takin' a flight to San Jose
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Screen right, they're bombin' the
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hell out of Baghdad
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Screen left,
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you got your quarterfinals of the NCAA
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Pick your screen,
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pick your All -American team
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Pass me some popcorn
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and that Bombay martini
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Shoot the ball, drop the bomb,
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here it comes for heaven's sake
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Commercial break as the referees have technical
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foul
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Now Southwest is ready
aboard the plane
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Damn, this cowboy seems  insane
He's headin' for the runway
Seems like he's goin' a
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hundred miles an hour
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And the stewardess says you've
seen this thing before
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It's the oxygen mask
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Yadda yadda yadda, you're very tired
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You have no need of coffee, tea, or me
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Good night Thursday night,
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Las Vegas airport
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Take a flight to San Jose
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Screen right, they're bombing the
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hell out of Baghdad
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Screen left, you got your quarter
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finals at the NCAA
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Pick your screen,
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pick your All -American team
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Pass me some popcorn
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and a Bombay martini
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Shoot the ball, drop the bomb
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Here it comes, for heaven's sake
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Commercial break,
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it's a referee's howl
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Technical foul
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Shoot the ball, drop the bomb
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Here it comes, for heaven's sake
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Commercial break,
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it's a referee's howl
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Technical foul
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