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Three Point One Four easy guitar chords by 
Bloodhound Gang
Intro 1
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Chorus 1
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My last girlfriend didn't like me
thought she might be
Most likely a dyke
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she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was all right
She was hotter than the sun
but she just wasn't that bright
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My mistake, she was more flaky
than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin
would have been much better company
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Ass like a donkey acting funky
gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker
than a batch of Sea Monkeys
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Early bird gets the worm
spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest
peanut in the turd
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I'm white which goes with everything
but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl
that reminds me of my mother
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But it's hard to find a girl with a viper
tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know
that can play the harmonica
with their pussies?
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Like em' easy and hot and sweet
like a Rice Krispie Treat
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
Chorus 2
Me
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I need to find a new vagina
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Any kind of new vagina
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
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Calvin Klein? Kind of... North Carolina?
Interlude 1
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Chorus 3
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Women are like dog doo
hear me through don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are
the easier they get to pick up
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I'd fill the generation gap
clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out
than be put out to the pasture
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No age just ain't a gauge
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free
American singles only
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I want my next chick anorexic
the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass
out to a fancy dinner
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Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up
I can put up with her crap
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Let her lash out and crack the whip
but not in bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down
with a girl that wants me tied up
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Just independent like NOFX smart
like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me
so that i would never know
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Bestow upon me all her wisdom
of the Dewey Decimal System
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
Chorus 4
Me
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I need to find a new vagina
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Any kind of new vagina
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
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Calvin Klein? Kind of... South Carolina?
Interlude 2
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Outro 1
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Vagina, vagina
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Vagina, vagina
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Vagina, vagina
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Vagina, vagina
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[Repeat and fade]
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