Key: D major•
Intro 1
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Chorus 1
thought she might be
Most likely a dyke
Lefty? Yeah but that was all right
She was hotter than the sun
but she just wasn't that bright
than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin
would have been much better company
gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker
than a batch of Sea Monkeys
spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest
peanut in the turd
but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl
that reminds me of my mother
tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know
that can play the harmonica
with their pussies?
like a Rice Krispie Treat
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
Chorus 2
Me
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I need to find a new vagina
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Any kind of new vagina
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
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Calvin Klein? Kind of... North Carolina?
Interlude 1
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Chorus 3
hear me through don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are
the easier they get to pick up
clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out
than be put out to the pasture
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free
American singles only
the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass
out to a fancy dinner
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Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up
I can put up with her crap
but not in bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down
with a girl that wants me tied up
like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me
so that i would never know
of the Dewey Decimal System
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
Chorus 4
Me
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I need to find a new vagina
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Any kind of new vagina
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
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Calvin Klein? Kind of... South Carolina?
Interlude 2
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Outro 1
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Vagina, vagina
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Vagina, vagina
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Vagina, vagina
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Vagina, vagina
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[Repeat and fade]
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