The Snatches Of Natchez chords by Scuzz Twittly

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Verse 1
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Well, I've been traveling round
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from town to town
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For many years, you see
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Up and down, lost and found
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And there's no better place to be
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Than with a good little lover
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Underneath the covers
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At a mall across the USA
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Here's some good advice
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I'm gonna tell you twice
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So listen to what I say
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There's lots of nasty snatches
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down in Natchez, Mississippi
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They're antebellum,
can't you just smell them comin'
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down to Mississippi
There's lots of nasty snatches
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down in Natchez, old pussy
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They're so unique cause
they're all antiques,
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they go easy or you'll break a hip
And they got a lot of harlots
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down in Charlotte, Carolina
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For a hundred dollars they'll
scream and holler
They're the finest whores in the South
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Well they got a lot of harlots
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down in Charlotte,
Cheap hookers
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For a few bucks more
they'll suck your Peter's sore
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And let you come right in their mouth
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And the gals all smell like bacon
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down in Macon, Georgia
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Well that's from pulling pork,
they love to yank your dork
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They got a grip hard as southern pine
And the gals all smell like bacon
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down in Macon, Winter Wackers
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Such a mighty stroke,
they'll make your sausage smoke
You'll blow a load across
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the county line
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And gals ride you like a
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pony in San Antonio
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They'll ride you raw while
they yell Yee -haw
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And wave that Lone Star flag
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Gals ride you like a pony in San Antonio
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With a steady lope
they'll really grease your rope
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Open empty out your saddlebag
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And you can get some Sweaty
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Titty in Panama City
Strokin' short butt
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It's nice and hot,
but gals are slick as snot
You don't need to bring the Vaseline
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You can get some Sweaty
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Titty in Panama City
Sweaty Titty
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Squeeze the boobs just right,
make it nice and tight
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and slip your pecker in between
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And gals like it in the asshole in El Paso
On the border
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You can paint the town in
any shade of brown
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Those ladies have the loosest bowels
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Yeah, gals like it in the asshole in El Paso
Up the pooper
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Up the old dirt road
You can dump your load
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Just be sure to bring a lot of towels
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Well, I've been traveling around
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from town to town
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for many years, you see.
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Up and down, lost and found,
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and there's no better place to be
than with a good little lover
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underneath the covers.
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Had them all across the USA.
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So go and raise some hell
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and make your fingers smell
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and send me pictures along the way.