A Bitch Named Sue chords by Scuzz Twittly

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Intro 1

Verse 1
Am 
Well,
Dm 
I was down at  the bar
Am 
on a Saturday night
Dm 
Lookin' for some fun, not lookin' for a fight
E 
I pulled up a stool and I ordered a round
Am 
Then beer after beer, I started to pound
Well, I was feelin' pretty good
Dm 
Am 
by a quarter to one
Dm 
Some damn good music,
I was having some fun
E 
Then from behind someone
bumped me real hard
Am 
And a low -down voice said,
watch it, retard
Now I was pretty pissed off
cause they spilt my glass
Dm 
I figured it  was time to go kick a little ass
F 
E 
But when I turned around, to my surprise
Am 
I saw a mountain of a woman
looking me in the eyes
So I thought I'd be a gentleman
Dm 
I said, me, ma 'am, with a friendly grin
E 
I went back to drinkin' and let her be,
Am 
she yelled
My name is Sue,
Dm 
Am 
don't turn your back on me
Now, I didn't want to be unkind
Dm 
So I didn't pay her, no, never mind
E 
But then big Sue went a bit too far
Am 
And slammed my face right into the bar
Well, I sat up straight and
my nose was broke
Dm 
She grabbed my neck
and started to choke
E 
The next thing I knew I
was out in the street
Am 
face down in the mud getting my ass beat
Now I'd gone out of my way
to avoid a fight
Dm 
I knew punching a woman was not polite
E 
I'd done most everything I could
Am 
but now this bitch was gonna
get it and get it good
Well Sue was six foot four
Dm 
and three hundred plus built like
a goddamn Greyhound bus
E 
Arms like a python, legs like a tree
Am 
Pissed off as hell and coming at me
So I threw a right hook straight for her jaw
Dm 
But she caught it with one big grizzly paw
E 
So I swung again with a hard gut shot
Am 
She burped real loud and said,
that's all you got
So I dug down deep and let the fury fly
Dm 
Twisting her titty and gouging her eye
F 
E 
A -kickin' and a -punchin',
I gave her my all
Am 
No matter what I did,
the bitch wouldn't fall
Then she grabbed me by the old gym bag
Dm 
And squeezed so hard I started to gag
Am 
E 
I knew I   was in some dire straits
Am 
When I   closed my eyes
and saw the pearly gates
When I came to, Sue was on top of me
Dm 
Huffin' and a -puffin'
and as sweaty as could be
E 
By the look in her eyes,
I could tell right away
Am 
This wasn't a fight, this was foreplay
She said, take off your panties
I didn't say no
Dm 
I figured I'd better just go with the flow
E 
She lifted me up from the
mud and the muck
Am 
And tossed me  in the back
of her pickup truck
Well, she banged me on the tailgate
She banged me on the hood
Dm 
I don't think I ever had it that good
F 
E 
It didn't look pretty,
but it sure felt nice
Am 
Cause Sue had a snatch,
like a big, hairy vise
When she finished with me,
she went on her way
Dm 
I never saw her again, but that's okay
E 
No way I  could take a round number two
Am 
With that big, horny bitch
A bitch named Sue
A bitch named Sue
A bitch named Sue
I miss you, Sue.