The Mayor Of Pussytown
The Mayor Of Pussytown

The Mayor Of Pussytown easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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  • Verse 1
    Yo 
    it's 
    2004 and all 
    you candy 

    asses 
    thinkin 
    ya'll 
    real 
    pussies 

    ya'll ain't 
    seen 
    shit 
    yet 

    eh yo man 
    let 
    em know 

    Verse 2
    Oh 
    yeah, 
    guess 
    who's 
    back 

    it's 
    the 
    mother 
    fuckin 
    pussy 

    with the 
    little 
    nutsack 

    don't care 
    about 
    cheddar 

    or the 
    paper 
    chase 

    i'm 
    fuckin 
    grown 
    man 
    with 

    zits on my 
    face 

    a straight 
    up chicken 
    shit 

    a pansy 
    ass 
    punk 

    If 
    i'm 
    if i'm 
    guarding 
    your ass 

    it's an 
    auto
    matic 
    slam 
    dunk 

    while 
    thugs 
    are at 
    the party 

    bustin 
    all 
    ya'lls asses 

    I'm hidin 
    in the corner 
    wonder
    in where 

    the 
    fuck's my glasses 

    Can't afford 
    no 
    rims 
    my 

    my 
    fuck
    in 
    dick's 

    so small 
    no 
    bitch 
    can 
    suck 
    it 

    don't 
    pop 
    9's i got 
    weak 
    rhymes 

    back 
    in 
    9 duce 
    i got 
    pissed 
    on 10 times 

    roll 
    solo 
    i ain't 
    got 
    no clue 

    said please 
    don't 
    hit me 

    more than 
    a cow 
    says 
    moo 

    afraid 
    of heights 
    i'm a- 

    scared 
    in the dark 

    i walk 
    an extra 
    3 miles 
    to avoid 

    crazy 
    fucks 
    in the park 

    denied 
    by the 
    bloods, 

    turned 
    down by 
    the 
    crypts 

    my 
    fuckin 
    auntie kicked 
    my 
    ass and 

    she got 
    2
    plastic 
    hips 

    when 
    i step 
    to 
    the club 
    feel free 

    to stare 
    me 
    down 

    because 
    I just 
    got re- 
    elected 

    the 
    mayor of pussytown 

    Verse 3
    May- 
    or- of- pus- 
    sy- 
    town 

    When 
    Verse 4
    bangers 
    hit 
    the street 

    i stay 
    home 
    and watch 
    tv 

    slumped 
    out on 
    the couch 

    so 
    no one 
    can see 

    unless 
    I hear 
    somebody 

    knockin 
    on 
    my door 

    then 
    you'll see 
    me crawlin 
    cross 

    the mother 
    fuckin 
    floor 

    i've 
    been a fuckin 
    coward 

    every day 
    of my 
    life, 

    that's 
    why 
    I pretend 
    I don't 

    know everyone's 
    banging 
    my 
    wife 

    won't 
    sit on 
    the porch, 

    don't want 
    no 
    trouble 

    i'm 
    more afraid 
    of goin 
    out 

    than the fuckin 
    boy in 
    a bubble 

    when 
    the shit 
    goes 
    down 

    i make 
    a break 
    so 
    fast 

    look 
    like 
    a mother 
    fuckin 

    rocket 
    goin 
    past 

    searchin 
    for 
    the 
    sneakiest place 

    to 
    hide 

    straight 
    into the 
    ladies 

    room, ain't 
    got 
    no pride 

    slippin 
    slidin, 
    runnin 
    hidin 

    you 
    know 
    damn 
    well it's 

    a scoot
    er 
    i'm ridin 

    oh 
    no 
    here 
    we go, 
    out 
    come 
    the 
    glocks 

    take 
    off so 
    fast 
    i pop 
    out 
    my socks 

    you 
    gonna 
    fuck 
    with me, 
    i'll 
    cry 
    then 
    run 

    called 
    the cops 
    when 
    i got shot 

    with 
    a fuckin 
    squirt 
    gun 

    He 
    Verse 5
    clams 
    up 
    he shuts 
    down 

    His 
    pants 
    he 
    almost 
    shits 

    He'll even 
    look 
    the 
    other 
    way 
    if 

    you 
    grab 
    his 
    grandma's 
    tits 

    well I 
    Verse 6
    had 
    a little 
    poodle 
    but 

    neighbor's 
    stoled 
    her 

    i'd 
    shoot 
    her with 
    an ak 
    but 
    the 

    kick 
    hurts my 
    shoulder 

    i can't 
    pop 
    no 
    gun and 

    i can't 
    fist 
    fight 

    hell i'm 
    afraid 
    to take 
    out 

    the fuckin 
    garbage 
    at 
    night 

    I use 
    the steps 
    in the pool 
    cause 

    i'm terrified 
    to dive 

    don't 
    fuck 
    with my 
    floaties they's 

    whats keepin 
    me alive, 
    bitch 

    never 
    drank 
    remy 
    never 
    delt 
    crack 

    one 
    time 
    I smoked 
    weed 
    i had 
    a panic 
    attack 

    if 
    you're 
    looking for 
    my dick 

    in the 
    mens locker 
    room 

    just 
    bring your 
    binoculars 
    with 

    a fuckin 
    super 
    zoom 

    naw 
    i'm just 
    playin 
    i don't 

    fuckin 
    change 
    in there 

    the 
    one 
    time I 
    did 
    got my 

    bush sprayed 
    off 
    with nair 

    but 
    did I 
    stick up 
    for myself 
    no fuckin 
    doubt 

    did what 
    i do 
    best, 

    i broke 
    the fuck 
    out 

    i ain't 
    lookin 
    at you 

    ain't tryin 
    to 
    front 

    it's aight 
    with me 
    you called 
    my 

    jimmy 
    a cunt 

    Verse 7
    freakin sneakin 
    crawlin 
    creepin 
    when 
    the 

    gangs 
    are bangin 
    i'm in the 

    basement 
    sleepin 

    i'm straight 
    from the 
    streets 

    seen 
    trouble 
    in every 
    side 

    when 
    the shit 
    hits the 
    fan 
    i throw 

    on a fuckin 
    disguise 

    Verse 8
    fake 
    nose 
    fake 
    wig 
    fake 
    beard 

    it all 
    worked 
    pretty 
    good 

    sometimes 
    just 
    use a map 

    and 
    a funny 
    accent 

    and pre
    tend 
    I got 
    lost 
    in the 

    hood 
    mother fucker 

    Verse 9
    now 
    all 
    you coward 

    mother fuckers 
    out 
    there 

    walkin 
    round 
    with 
    your head 
    hangin 
    low 

    just 
    cause 
    you ate 
    one 
    dick 

    just 
    know 

    my 
    man 
    the mayor, 

    had 
    to suck 
    off 
    his whole 
    high 
    school 

    case 
    closed 

    Verse 10
    May- 
    or- 
    of- 
    pus- 
    sy- 
    town 

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