The Mayor Of Pussytown chords by Adam Sandler

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Verse 1

Yo it's 2004 and all you candy

asses thinkin ya'll real pussies

ya'll ain't seen shit yet

eh yo man let em know

Verse 2
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Oh yeah, guess who's back
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it's the mother fuckin pussy
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with the little nutsack
don't care about cheddar
or the paper chase
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Em 
i'm a fuckin grown man with
zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
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If i'm if i'm guarding your ass
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it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party
bustin all ya'lls asses
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Em 
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where
the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
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my fuckin dick's
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so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
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i said please don't hit me
more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-
scared in the dark
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i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid
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crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods,
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turned down by the crypts
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my fuckin auntie kicked my  ass and
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she got 2plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free
to stare me down
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because I just got re- elected
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the mayor of pussytown

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Verse 3

May- or- of- pus- sy- town

When

Verse 4
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bangers hit the street
i stay home and watch tv
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slumped out on the couch
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so no one can see
unless I hear somebody
knockin on my door
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then you'll see me crawlin cross
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the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward
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every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't
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know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch,
i don't want no trouble
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Em 
i'm more afraid of goin out
than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down
i make a break so fast
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look like a mother fuckin
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rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place
to hide
straight into the ladies
room, ain't got no pride
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slippin slidin, runnin hidin
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you know damn well it's
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a scooter  i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
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i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot
with a fuckin squirt gun
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He

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clams up he shuts down
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Em 
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if
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you grab his grandma's tits
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well I

Verse 6
had a little poodle but
neighbor's stoled her
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i'd shoot her with an ak but the
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kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and
i can't fist fight
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hell i'm afraid to take out
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the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause
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i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's
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whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
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Em 
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick
in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with
a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't
fuckin change in there
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the one time I did got my
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bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
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Em 
i  did what i do best,
i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i
ain't tryin to front
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it's aight with me you called my
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jimmy a cunt

Verse 7
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freakin sneakin crawlin creepin when the
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gangs are bangin i'm in the
basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets
seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw
on a fuckin disguise

Verse 8
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fake nose fake wig fake beard
Em 
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map
and a funny accent
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and pretend I got lost in the
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hood mother fucker

Verse 9
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now all you coward
mother fuckers out there
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walkin round with your head hangin low
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just cause you ate one dick
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just know
my man the mayor,
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had to suck off his whole high school
Em 
case closed