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The Mayor Of Pussytown chords by 
Adam Sandler
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Verse 1
Em
C
Em
Yo it's 2004 and all you candy
asses thinkin ya'll real pussies
C
ya'll ain't seen shit yet
Em
eh yo man let em know
Verse 2
Em
Oh yeah, guess who's back
C
it's the mother fuckin pussy
Em
with the little nutsack
don't care about cheddar
or the paper chase
C
Em
i'm a fuckin grown man with
zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
C
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass
Em
it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party
bustin all ya'lls asses
C
Em
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where
the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
G
C
my fuckin dick's
Em
so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
C
Em
i said please don't hit me
more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-
scared in the dark
C
i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid
Em
crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods,
C
turned down by the crypts
Em
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and
C
Em
she got 2plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free
to stare me down
C
because I just got re- elected
Em
the mayor of pussytown
Verse 3
May- or- of- pus- sy- town
C
When
Verse 4
F#m
Em
bangers hit the street
i stay home and watch tv
C
slumped out on the couch
Em
so no one can see
unless I hear somebody
knockin on my door
C
then you'll see me crawlin cross
Em
the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward
C
every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't
Em
know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch,
i don't want no trouble
C
Em
i'm more afraid of goin out
than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down
i make a break so fast
C
look like a mother fuckin
Em
rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place
to hide
straight into the ladies
room, ain't got no pride
G
slippin slidin, runnin hidin
C
you know damn well it's
Em
a scooter i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
C
Em
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot
with a fuckin squirt gun
C
He
Verse 5
Em
clams up he shuts down
C
Em
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if
C
you grab his grandma's tits
Em
well I
Verse 6
had a little poodle but
neighbor's stoled her
C
i'd shoot her with an ak but the
Em
kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and
i can't fist fight
C
hell i'm afraid to take out
Em
the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause
C
i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's
Em
whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
C
Em
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick
in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with
a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't
fuckin change in there
C
the one time I did got my
Em
bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
C
Em
i did what i do best,
i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i
ain't tryin to front
C
it's aight with me you called my
Em
jimmy a cunt
Verse 7
C
freakin sneakin crawlin creepin when the
Em
gangs are bangin i'm in the
basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets
seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw
on a fuckin disguise
Verse 8
C
fake nose fake wig fake beard
Em
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map
and a funny accent
C
and pretend I got lost in the
Em
hood mother fucker
Verse 9
C
now all you coward
mother fuckers out there
Em
C
Em
walkin round with your head hangin low
C
just cause you ate one dick
Em
just know
my man the mayor,
C
had to suck off his whole high school
Em
case closed
Verse 10
C
Em
C
Em
May- or- of- pus- sy- town
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