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The Lonesome Kicker chords by 
Adam Sandler
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Intro 1
G
D
A
G
A
D
A
G
Verse 1
G
Me,
D
A
G
I'm the Lonesome Kicker
A
D
A
G
Extra points, field goals at your service
A
D
A
G
One might think it comes with glory
A
D
You might think different after
A
Asus4
A
G
you listen to my story
A
My
Verse 2
D
A
helmet is equipped
G
with a tiny face mask
D
What it possibly could protect,
A
G
I do not know
A
D
The other guys on the team
A
G
Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
D
A
And also like to hide the special shoe
G
I need to kick in the snow
Verse 3
D
A
People think it's so easy
G
To kick a field goal from
the 30 yard line
D
They forget to add seven
A
yards for the snap
G
And 10 more 'cause the goal
posts are pushed way back
A
In
Verse 4
D
A
1974, the uprights
were right on the goal line
G
But some of the players
were running into them
And getting hurt
D
A
So screw the kicker
G
Who cares about the kicker?
Verse 5
G
But I kick that ball
A
And I pray it goes straight
D
If it does
Bm
The coach says "Good job, number 8"
G
A
He doesn't even know my name is
D
A
Bm
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
G
A
But that's the life I live
D
The Lonesome Kicker
G
D
G
A
Verse 6
D
Kickoffs can
A
G
be so very scary
D
Especially,
A
G
if the returner breaks on through
D
A
And I'm the only guy on the playing
G
field left to tackle him
D
I don't want to get hurt
A
G
So I pretend to tie my shoe
Verse 7
D
Once again, I'm ignored by my
A
G
teammates and all my coaches
D
"Go back where you came from!"
A
G
Scream 70,000 fans
D
A
Well, I know I could win their love back
G
By catching a winning touch-down
D
But, But, unfortunately,
A
G
I was born with these very small hands
Verse 8
G
And I hope that the cameras
A
don't come in too close
D
'Cause they might see
Bm
the tears in my eyes
G
As I sit on this bench made
A
of cold-hearted wood
wood
D
A
Bm
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
G
A
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by
D
The Lonesome Kicker
Verse 9
G
A
G
A
Another blocked kick
G
A
And everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard
Bm
A
G
Who didn't pick up his man
D
Oh, why can't they see...
Interlude 1
A
G
D
A
G
Verse 10
D
In my home country
A
I could have been a minor
G
league soccer player
D
But I came to America
A
G
Seeking fortune and seeking fame
D
A
I didn't realize that if I shanked one
G
And blew the point spread
D
Some drunk guys would push
A
me into their hibachi
G
After the game
Verse 11
G
So I go home at night
A
'Cause I never get invited
D
A
Bm
To go drinking with the other guys
G
A
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot
D
A
Bm
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
G
And my wife's out with her
A
quote-unquote friend
friend
D
Bm
And my son can't look me in the eyes
G
A
But that's the life I live
D
A
G
The Lonesome Kicker
A
Kicking for
Verse 12
D
A
G
you
A
D
A
G
A
They took my snow shoe
Outro 1
They're going for two
D
A
Bm
A
G
A
D
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