The Lonesome Kicker
The Lonesome Kicker

The Lonesome Kicker easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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  • Intro 1

    Verse 1

    Me, 

    I'm 
    the Lonesome 
    Kicker 

    Extra 
    points, 
    field 
    goals 
    at 
    your service 

    One 
    might 
    think 
    it comes 
    with 
    glory 

    You 
    might 
    think 
    different 
    after 

    you 
    listen 
    to 
    my 
    story 

    My 
    Verse 2
    helmet 
    is 
    equipped 

    with 
    a tiny 
    face 
    mask 

    What 
    it pos
    sibly 
    could 
    protect, 

    do 
    not 
    know 

    The 
    other 
    guys 
    on 
    the team 

    Like 
    to make 
    fun 
    of 
    my 
    little 
    shoulder 
    pads 

    An
    d also 
    like 
    to 
    hide 
    the spe
    cial 
    shoe 

    need 
    to 
    kick 
    in the 
    snow 

    Verse 3
    People 
    think 
    it's 
    so 
    easy 

    To kick 
    a field 
    goal 
    from 

    the 
    30 yard 
    line 

    They for
    get 
    to 
    add 
    seven 

    yards 
    for 
    the snap 

    And 
    10 more 
    'cause the 
    goal 

    posts 
    are 
    pushed 
    way 
    back 

    In 
    Verse 4
    1974, the 
    up
    rights 

    were right 
    on 
    the 
    goal 
    line 

    But 
    some 
    of the players 

    were running 
    into 
    them 

    And 
    getting 
    hurt 

    So 
    screw 
    the 
    kicker 

    Who 
    cares 
    about 
    the 
    kicker? 

    Verse 5
    But 
    kick 
    that 
    ball 

    And I 
    pray 
    it 
    goes 
    straight 

    If it 
    does 

    The 
    coach 
    says 
    "Good 
    job, 
    number 
    8" 

    He 
    doesn't 
    even 
    know 
    my 
    name 
    is 

    Andre 
    Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr. 

    But 
    that's 
    the 
    life 
    live 

    The Lone
    some 
    Kicker 

    Verse 6
    Kickoffs can 

    be 
    so 
    very 
    scary 

    Espe
    cially, 

    if 
    the 
    returner breaks 
    on 
    through 

    And 
    I'm 
    the 
    only 
    guy 
    on 
    the playing 

    field 
    left 
    to 
    tackle 
    him 

    I don't 
    want 
    to 
    get 
    hurt 

    So 
    pretend 
    to 
    tie 
    my 
    shoe 

    Verse 7
    Once 
    again, 
    I'm 
    ignored 
    by 
    my 

    teammates 
    and 
    all 
    my 
    coaches 

    "Go 
    back 
    where 
    you 
    came 
    from!" 

    Scream 
    70,000 fans 

    Well, 
    I know 
    could 
    win 
    their 
    love 
    back 

    By 
    catching 
    win
    ning 
    touch-down 

    But, 
    But, 
    un
    fortunately, 

    was 
    born 
    with 
    these 
    very 
    small 
    hands 

    Verse 8
    And 
    I hope 
    that 
    the cameras 

    don't 
    come 
    in 
    too 
    close 

    'Cause 
    they 
    might 
    see 

    the 
    tears 
    in 
    my 
    eyes 

    As 
    sit 
    on 
    this 
    bench 
    made 

    of cold-
    hearted 
    wood 

    wood 

    And the 
    splinters 
    go 
    deep 
    in my 
    thighs 

    And 
    the towel 
    boy 
    snickers 
    as 
    he 
    walks 
    by 

    The 
    Lone
    some 
    Kicker 

    Verse 9

    Another 
    blocked 
    kick 

    And 
    everybody 
    blames 
    me 

    But 
    it was 
    the 
    Left 
    Guard 

    Who 
    didn't 
    pick 
    up 
    his 
    man 

    Oh, 
    why 
    can't 
    they 
    see... 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 10
    In 
    my 
    home 
    country 

    I could 
    have been 
    a minor 

    league 
    soccer 
    player 

    But I 
    came 
    to 
    America 

    Seek
    ing 
    fortune 
    and 
    seek
    ing 
    fame 

    didn't 
    realize 
    that 
    if 
    shanked 
    one 

    And 
    blew 
    the point 
    spread 

    Some 
    drunk 
    guys 
    would 
    push 

    me in
    to 
    their 
    hibachi 

    After 
    the 
    game 

    Verse 11
    So 
    go 
    home 
    at 
    night 

    'Cause 
    never 
    get 
    invited 

    To 
    go 
    drinking 
    with 
    the 
    oth
    er 
    guys 

    And 
    I sit 
    in 
    my 
    chair, 
    and I 
    soak 
    my 
    foot 

    As 
    eat 
    a plate 
    of 
    cold 
    french 
    fries 

    And 
    my 
    wife's 
    out 
    with 
    her 

    quote-un
    quote 
    friend 

    friend 

    And 
    my 
    son 
    can't 
    look 
    me 
    in the 
    eyes 

    But 
    that's 
    the 
    life 
    live 

    The Lone
    some 
    Kick
    er

    Kicking 
    for 
    Verse 12
    you 

    They 
    took 
    my 
    snow 
    shoe 

    Outro 1
    They're 
    going 
    for 
    two 


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