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The jeweller easy guitar chords by John Cale
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Gsus4
G
Cm
Gsus4
G
Cm
Intro 1
Very slowly
he sipped
his
Verse 1
tea,
not shifting his
glance
from the thick
double- spaced
printing he
read
with his jeweller's
eye
Engrossed
in his corner,
Verse 2
he passed
onto the other inhabitants
of the room
a scrawled insularity
of time
and space
Verse 3
For both passed
him by with
the speed of light,
not
unlike the flow
of substance,
however varied,
into that
lysergic entity
known as the black
hole
He was
hardly ugly
for his time,
and
conversation
was
cer
tainly not
Verse 4
lost on him
Drastic measures
were
called for,
and as in antiquity
the
lonely man
was blessed with wisdom
to the
point of desperation
Verse 5
But there in his
corner, developing
around him
like a sun,
was a climate
of such rare
beauty that sight
and sound could no
longer be considered
sufficient food
for the
senses
And he had begun
to notice,
as his hearing
Verse 6
failed,
that mind
and matter were in no
way connected to
one other,
as if
in fact the
one could not propose
and prove
its erotic existence
in terms
of the oth
er
Verse 7
"What does this
word mean?" he enquired
of the solemn
waiter hopefully
"Nothing for dessert
sir," came
the reply, "perhaps
a cocktail,
demitasse
or a
herbal essence,
it helps the
breath
ing you know
some
times."
"The bill,
if you don't mind,"
quickly he shot
back
Verse 8
And as the patter
of the feet faded
in the room,
for he barely heard
them now,
his eye slowly
began
to close,
and by the
time he emerged
on the
sunny street
he was
forced to rely entirely
on the other
eye for help,
but happily
it continued its
many functions,
blinking gently
for lubrication,
and registering images
Interlude 1
It was rush
hour,
in Hawaii
only
10 am
Verse 9
So,
turning
into his street,
he stopped
at the drug store
and bought an
eye patch
that soon
covered the
reluctant eye
Verse 10
Climbing
the stairs
he pondered
what to do next,
he would call
a doctor and
have tests
made,
eat nourishing
food
and if necessary
consent to
surgery,
the last
re
sort of the
gambling man
Verse 11
And
at 1 am
he
awoke from a
dream
and after fumbling
his way
in the
obolescent light of his room
he peered
into the rusty
veins
of his mirror
and lifted away
the patch
What he saw astonished
him.
Where once
was tremulous
tissue and membrane
was now
a follicle
and perfectly formed
vagina with
vulva,
overgrown
and mysterious,
unrevealing
and still to the untrained
eye
Verse 12
But in the
deep dark recesses
of that sticky
occlusion lay the unclosing
watchful
eye of disgust in
its closing moments,
Outro 1
lunging
forward and hungry
for the cold light
of days
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