The Happy Hooker chords by Baritone Tiplove

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Verse 1
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 (D major) Many a nut got busted in her butt.
Hook it baby!
Don't don't don't even go out
like the happy hooker did.
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Oh yeah,  (D major) some advice for the ladies.
Check this out.
Don't don't even go out
like the happy hooker did.
Listen up, listen up.
Don't don't don't even go out
like the happy hooker did.
Advice for the ladies, check this out.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Don't don't even go out
like the happy hooker did.
All the weekend, I keep my pistol loaded.
Call tip up and say let's get blowed.
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Put our money to (D major) gether,
then we go to the distributor
On the way back with a case,
I see a hoe I wanna get with her
Cause she's known for being fans
I say, yo, let's toss that ass
So then we scooped her, and
let her ride in the back
The first thing she said was,
yo, who got the crack?
Then we gotta dump this hookah
But she's giving up underwear tip,
that's why I took her
Reached back, and gave the girl a cold one
Tip pulled out the homegrown,
and then it rolled one
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Passed it to  (D major) her, because we don't smoke,
we just supply
For fly girls who wanna get high
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 (D major) And then the thought passed through my brain,
like, hmm, where can we pull this train?
Got a real drunk,
then we took her to the
Heartbreak
Hotel
Oops, I forgot your jimmy hat
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Oh well,  (D major) looked up my jacket,
good news, I got two
One for me, my brother,
and a rubber for you
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 (D major) By this time,
honey dip was way past tipsy
Thinking she was somewhere in
Poughkeepsie
Drinkin' and smokin',
laughin' and jokin'
Baritone flipped that bitch,
then started strokin' her
D 
Doin' damage,  (D major) bangin' and wreckin'
Wait a minute,
Tib, you're gettin' sloppy seconds
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Lil'  (D major) baritone that's nasty
Well if it's nasty then put
it in her ass bitch
Okay
I sell her today on her belt
Apply the heavy dose of the
KY jelly
Stammer that ass like a judge
with a cavel
Knocking so hard, bitch start to babble
Yo, it's a turst to the break,
I don't work this ball
Yo, that hoe had it going on
She asked me for some money
so I made it clear
Don't even go out like the happy hook,
you're dead
Don't even go out like the happy hook,
you're dead
Don't even go out like the
happy hooker did
Advice to the ladies,
don't go out like that
Don't even go out like the
D 
 (D major) happy hooker did
Word, you play yourself like that,
that's how you're gonna get treated,
Don't even go out like the
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 (D major) happy hooker did
Well, we don't like getting that
Kiss
Don't even go out like the
happy hooker did
Don't even, don't even
Hola, hola