Upstares In The Bed chords by Baritone Tiplove
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Verse 1
(G minor) (D minor) We got a rhythm on (F major) (G minor) 1, 2, 3, 4, and it's
the melo- melo that the ladies be adoring
(D minor) Tip to the
(F major) L to (G minor) the
O- V- E, I got the (D minor) capability to run up in
Yeji
And I'm the bearer to the tone,
the (G major) tone to the bearer
The
MC, (F major) the (G major) daddy of (D minor) the era, so you know,
I'm a bedroom pro
Take off your clothes (F major) and I'm a
(G major) do you with my (D minor) big toe
Make your
Bieber get (E minor) busy,
I (G major) think girls needn't listen
(D minor) I made a straight hair (G major) frizzy,
(D minor) a bald headed girl swung loud
(A minor) And I (F major) did it to her so damn hard
she could laugh (D minor) loud
So, you see girls in the
(G major) Audi, slow down for a (F major) couple of
weeks and say (D minor)
And it's just like the (C major) rumors,
(G major) girls get into my (D minor) car and (G major) pull down their (D minor) bloomers
I had to push her in the
(G major) D- track, but if we do it in the (F major) car,
there's (G major) no problem
So, (D minor) why don't we go to my (F major) house baby, (G major)
when I bust out I'm gonna (F major) drive your ass crazy
(D minor) Cause I'm a lover, lover, (F major) lover,
don't tell your (G major) mother what you did with (F major) me under the covers
(D minor) Cause (F major) she might want (G major) some too,
and tagging on hags is one thing I (D minor) don't do
Bring your whole girl (A minor) sisters and (G major) female cousins,
and I'll (F major) do them by the dozens
(D minor) Because you (G major) need to know
I ain't (F major) nothin' but (D minor) a hoe
The bottom on the top,
the (G major) top or the bottom
Whatever the pos (D minor) ition,
hook (G major) ers, you know I (D minor) got em'
You'll be screamin' bloody murder
(F major) I do the wild shit, (G major) knock the roof,
(D minor) never heard of
But you'll be lovin' every
minute of it, cutie
(G major) While I'm (F major) taggin' my
name on your (G major) booty
(D minor) I'll do your (F major) only kitchen (G major) table
in the (F major) cellar outside
I know it's (G major) bad, but it's (F major) better upstairs than the (D minor) bed (F major) (A major) (D minor)
(A major) (A minor) (D minor)
(D major) (A minor) (A major) (D minor)
(G major) (C major) (F major)
(D minor) (G major)
And in the big bucks,
but I (F major) never had a (G major) fetish for (D minor) meat
I like them real (G major) sweet,
and I don't beat them
But some (F major) huggers just
want you to eat them
(D minor) I see a (G major) brother like you gives
up the saliva
You ain't (F major) nothing but a
muck- diver (D minor)
Excuse me, I (G major) don't mean to be rude
(F major) But close your legs, I don't eat seafood
Yeah, and my girlfriend's a nag
But every time I want to (F major) kiss her leg,
she's on the rag
(D minor) I don't (F major) have much patience left
Maybe I (F major) think you gon' bleed to death
So (D minor) stop (F major) gruntin' on the bones
Beck
(G major) Cause I'm a (F major) brother that'll
hurt a ho's back
The (F major) baritone's comin' through
like a champ
And now your girlfriend's
gettin' all damp
Because I get scrimmies in a mask
Abundance, almost sleepin' on the barrel
So I had to run this bound, I get around
So comin' and goin'
I got a thing for the girls
that are hoin'
My name is
Baritone and I'm down with chipmunk
My brother,
I never put it in without a rubber
Cause (D minor) when it gets done you
might feel a slight tickle
Three days later and you think
I'll be a dill pickle
(D minor) This is a
PSA from the tip- top
Put a plumber knife on your
tongue before you lick her
And girls don't be so easy and sleazy
And quick to hop on top of
Harry's dick
You gotta respect for yourself
Or you're never gonna get
it from me or anybody else
(D minor) The only time you see me
just as females
When I know the stone bump's
givin' up the free tail
She's a ho, but I'm a ho also
So, so, I'll just say instead
of there we go
You love
Jimmy so admit it
You run up the steps when you
hear me yellin'
Come and get it
You
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