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The Goat Song easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
F
Dm
E
Bdim
G
C
C#m
A
D
F#m
Bm
Gbdim
Bbm
Cm
C#
G#
Gb
Fsus4
F#
Ebm
Fm
Db
Ab
Em
B
Am
F
Dm
E
Bdim
G
C
C#m
A
D
F#m
Bm
Gbdim
Bbm
Cm
C#
G#
Gb
Fsus4
F#
Ebm
Fm
Db
Ab
Em
B
Verse 1
I am
a simple
goat
I live
on the back
of a pick-
up truck
The
Old
Man tied
me here
with
a 3- foot
rope
Am I
happy
he
don't
give a fuck
He's
filled
with
anger,
and
filled
with
rage
And
tells
me I smell
like
Verse 2
piss
His
drink,
Jimmy Bean
His
chaser,
a
bear
After
that,
various
alcohols
That's
when
the beatings
get so
severe
Asleep
I
pray
he
Verse 3
falls
But
don't
feel
sorry
for
me
Thing
s weren't
always
this
bad
Why,
when
I
was
a
young
talking
goat
The
Old
Man
was
just
like
my
dad
I
come
Verse 4
from the
hills
of
Europe
That's
where
I
met the
Old
Man
He was
lost
in the
woods,
I
gave him
directions
He
gave
me a
tuna
can
Verse 5
Then he
stopped
in his
tracks
And he
said,
"Hey
Goat!
Would you
like
to
live
with
me?
I've
got
a
house
with
a pick-
up truck
In
a place
across the
sea"
I
said,
"Sure,
why
not,
I've
got no
family
You
seem
like
a nice
guy"
Verse 6
So we
went
off to
Amer
ica
The
home of
the apple
pie
On
the boat,
the Old
Man told
me
I would
be
a present
for his
wife
"A
talking
goat!"
he ex
claimed,
"She'd
never seen
this
in her life"
I
felt
so spe
cial!
Verse 7
Well,
I
just
couldn't
be
lieve
it
Af
ter
all
theses
years
I fi
nally
had
a
friend
He trimmed
my
beard
He scraped
my
hooves
I
prayed
it
would
never
en
d
Verse 8
But
when
we
got to
his house
There
was
no
wife
Only
a
short,
short
letter
It
said:
"I'm
leaving
you for
your
broher
Because
he
fucks
me
better"
His
eyes
filled
with tears
of
sadness
His
heart
was
filled
with
grief
Verse 9
To
soothe him
self
he
drank
a pint
of
Old Granddad
And
beat me
like
a side
of beef
I
screamed,
"Send
me back
to the
hills
of Europe!"
He just
shook
his head
and said,
"Nope!
No
one
will ever
leave
me again
To make
sure,
put
on
this
3- foot
fucking
rope."
Verse 10
Present
day,
I've
been on
the truck
for
51 years
My
only
friend
is the AM
radio
Some
times
the
neighborhood
chil
dren
stop
by
But
it's always
rocks
and beer
bottles
they
throw
Verse 11
At
first
they're excited
to
see
a talking
goat
They gather
around
to hear
what
I have to
say
But
I
guess
sometimes
my stories
go
ont too
long
So
they
leave
and
giggle
I need
a
bidet
Verse 12
But
you know
there was
a
night
that
I
did
get
off
the truck
When
the
Old
Man
was
passed
out
drunk
Three
neightborhood kids
took
me to
a
rock
'n roll
concer
t
The
kind
of mu
sic,
old-
school
funk
It was
the
first
time
I
got
off
the truck
The
music
made
me
lose
con
trol
Verse 13
The lead
singer
asked
if
we were
having
fun
I
said, "Fuck
ing crank
that rock
'n roll!"
The women
at
the
show
were
beauti
ful
As they
danced
sexily on the soft
grass
One
of them
even
petted
my
fur
Verse 14
Fuck
me
in the
goat-
ass!
Then some
long-
haired
guys
grabbed
me by
the
horns
And
threw
me
in the
mosh
pit
They
passed
me
around
and
treated
me
nie
Till I
nervi
ously sprayed
them with
shit
Then the
music
stopped
And
everything
was
quite
And all
the
rock
'n
rollers
started
a fucking
goat-
riot
Kill
the
goat!
Verse 15
Kill
the goat!
Kill
the
goat!
Kill
the
goat!
Verse 16
They
chased
me
under
the
bleachers
They chased
me
onto
the
street
They
chased
me
into
an
al
ley
And
said
I was
a
dead
fuck
ing
goat
meat
But
then
I saw
a sight
That I
never
thought
I'd
see
The
Verse 17
Old
Man
swinging
his
hickory
stick
But he
wasn't
swinging
at
me
"Fuck
you,
pot-
smoking
turkey
s!
Don't
you
press
your
luck!"
The long
Verse 18
hairs
ran
away screaming
As
I scrambled
onto
the
truck
When
we
got
home,
the
Old
Man said,
"Goat,
you
broke
the
sacred
law
No!
Please!
Sorry!
Shit!
I'll
let
it go
this
time,
but if
you
leave
again
I'll
break
your
fucking
jaw!"
Verse 19
Super!
Great!
Okay!
"Thank
you
Old
Man,
for
saving
my
life
Thank
you again
and again
You
could
have
let
them
barbeque
me,
But
you acted
like
a friend"
Verse 20
"I'm
not your
friend,
I don't even
like
you
I'm
just
not
drunk,"
he
said
To prove
his
point,
he
drank a bottle
of grain
alcohol
And
beat
the fuck
ing shit
out
of
my
tailbone
And
I'll probably
never
walk
straight again
Verse 21
I guess
you'd call
me a
scapegoat
A
punch
ing
bag
for
the Old
Man
to
mock
Just
be
cause
his wife
left
him
For his
brother's
abnor
mally
large
cock
Verse 22
He could
have been
my
buddy
But in
stead
he's a crazy
old
fuck
And,
once
again,
I
go
to sleep
in
my
etern
al
home
The
back
of the
pick-
up
truck
Verse 23
Goodnight,
Old Man!
Yeah,
goodnight
Goat!
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