Key: C minor
Verse 1
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I am a simple goat
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I live on the back of a pick- up truck
The Old Man tied me here
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with a 3- foot rope
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Am I happy he don't give a fuck
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He's filled with anger, and filled with rage
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piss
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Asleep I pray he
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falls
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But don't feel sorry for me
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Things weren't always this bad
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Why, when I was a young talking goat
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The Old Man was just like my dad
Verse 4
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That's where I met the Old Man
Verse 5
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Would you like to live with me?
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I've got a house with a pick- up truck
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I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family
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You seem like a nice guy"
Verse 6
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So we went off to America
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The home of the apple pie
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On the boat, the Old Man told me
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I would be a present for his wife
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"A talking goat!" he exclaimed,
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"She'd never seen this in her life"
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I felt so special!
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Well, I just couldn't believe it
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nally had a friend
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He trimmed my beard
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He scraped my hooves
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I prayed it would never en d
Verse 8
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Only a short, short letter
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Because he fucks me better"
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His eyes filled with tears of sadness
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His heart was filled with grief
Verse 9
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He just shook his head and said, "Nope!
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put on this 3- foot fucking rope."
Verse 10
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I've been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
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Sometimes the neighborhood
Verse 11
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At first they're excited to see
a talking goat
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But I guess sometimes
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So they leave and giggle I need a bidet
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But you know there was a night that
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I did get off the truck
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a rock 'n roll concert
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old- school funk
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It was the first time I
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got off the truck
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The music made me lose control
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The lead singer asked if
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we were having fun
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that rock 'n roll!"
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The women at the show were beautiful
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As they danced
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sexily on the soft grass
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One of them even petted my fur
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Fuck me in the goat- ass!
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Then some long- haired guys
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grabbed me by the horns
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And threw me in the mosh pit
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They passed me around
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and treated me nie
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Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit
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Then the music stopped
And everything was quite
And all the rock 'n rollers
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Verse 16
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They chased me under the bleachers
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They chased me onto the street
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They chased me into an al ley
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And said I was a dead fucking goat meat
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But then I saw a sight
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That I never thought I'd see
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his hickory stick
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But he wasn't swinging at me
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"Fuck you, pot- smoking turkeys!
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Don't you press your luck!"
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hairs ran away screaming
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As I scrambled onto the truck
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When we got home, the Old Man said,
No! Please! Sorry! Shit!
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Super! Great! Okay!
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"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life
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Thank you again and again
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You could have let them barbeque me,
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But you acted like a friend"
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I'm just not drunk," he said
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And beat the fucking shit out
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of my tailbone
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And I'll probably never
Verse 21
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I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
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A punching bag for the Old Man to mock
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Just because his wife left him
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mally large cock
Verse 22
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He could have been my buddy
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But instead he's a crazy old fuck
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I go to sleep in my eternal home
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The back of the pick- up truck
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Verse 23
Goodnight, Old Man!
Yeah, goodnight Goat!
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