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The Goat Song chords by 
Adam Sandler
N/A•
Verse 1
Am
F
Dm
E
Am
I am a simple goat
E
Bdim
E
Am
I live on the back of a pick- up truck
The Old Man tied me here
E
Am
with a 3- foot rope
Dm
E
Am
Am I happy he don't give a fuck
G
C
F
G
Am
G
Am
He's filled with anger, and filled with rage
F
And tells me I smell like
Verse 2
E
piss
F
His drink, Jimmy Bean
G
His chaser, a bear
Am
After that, various alcohols
F
That's when the beatings
G
get so severe
Am
Dm
Asleep I pray he
Verse 3
E
falls
Am
C
Am
But don't feel sorry for me
Dm
C#m
Am
Things weren't always this bad
G
F
Why, when I was a young talking goat
Dm
E
A
The Old Man was just like my dad
Am
I come
Verse 4
G
from the hills of Europe
C
E
That's where I met the Old Man
F
He was lost in the woods,
G
I gave him directions
Am
He gave me a tuna can
Verse 5
Am
Then he stopped in his tracks
G
And he said, "Hey Goat!
C
E
Would you like to live with me?
F
G
I've got a house with a pick- up truck
Am
In a place across the sea"
D
Am
I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family
D
Am
You seem like a nice guy"
Verse 6
F
G
So we went off to America
F
A
The home of the apple pie
D
E
A
On the boat, the Old Man told me
F#m
E
A
I would be a present for his wife
D
E
"A talking goat!" he exclaimed,
A
Am
"She'd never seen this in her life"
C
Bm
E
I felt so spe cial!
Verse 7
E
F#dim
F
Well, I just couldn't believe it
C
After all theses years I fi
Am
E
nally had a friend
Am
F
He trimmed my beard
Am
C
He scraped my hooves
Dm
E
A
I prayed it would never en d
Verse 8
Bbm
But when we got to his house
Cm
There was no wife
C#
F
Only a short, short letter
Bbm
It said: "I'm leaving
G#
you for your broher
F#
Fsus4
Because he fucks me better"
F
C#
G#
His eyes filled with tears of sadness
Bbm
F
His heart was filled with grief
Verse 9
F#
To soothe himself he drank
G#
a pint of Old Granddad
Bbm
And beat me like a side of beef
C#
I screamed, "Send me back
G#
to the hills of Europe!"
Bbm
F
He just shook his head and said, "Nope!
F#
No one will ever leave me again
G#
To make sure,
F
Bbm
put on this 3- foot fucking rope."
Verse 10
G#
Present day,
C#
G#
I've been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
C#
G#
Sometimes the neighborhood
C#
children stop by
G#
But it's always rocks and beer
C#
bottles they throw
Verse 11
G#
C#
At first they're excited to see
a talking goat
G#
They gather around to hear
C#
what I have to say
G#
F
But I guess sometimes
F#
my stories go ont too long
Ebm
Fm
F#
So they leave and giggle I need a bidet
Verse 12
F#
But you know there was a night that
C#
C#m
I did get off the truck
F#
When the Old Man was
C#m
passed out drunk
F#
Three neightborhood kids took me to
C#
C#m
a rock 'n roll concert
F#
The kind of music,
C#m
C#
E
G#
Bbm
C#
Ebm
Bbm
C#
E
G#
old- school funk
Bbm
E
F
Bbm
C#
It was the first time I
E
F
got off the truck
Bbm
E
The music made me lose control
Verse 13
Bbm
Db
The lead singer asked if
E
F
we were having fun
Bbm
I said, "Fucking crank
C#
E
that rock 'n roll!"
F
F#
C#m
E
The women at the show were beautiful
F
Bbm
As they danced
C#
E
F#
sexily on the soft grass
Bbm
C#
E
G#
One of them even petted my fur
Verse 14
Fuck me in the goat- ass!
Bbm
C#
Then some long- haired guys
E
F
grabbed me by the horns
Bbm
C#
E
And threw me in the mosh pit
Bbm
C#
They passed me around
E
F
and treated me nie
Bbm
C#m
E
Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit
F
C#
Then the music stopped
And everything was quite
And all the rock 'n rollers
F#
started a fucking goat- riot
Bbm
Kill the goat!
Verse 15
F
Kill the goat!
Bbm
Kill the goat!
F
Kill the goat!
Verse 16
Bbm
E
F
They chased me under the bleachers
C#
Bbm
F
They chased me onto the street
G#
Bbm
F
They chased me into an al ley
Bbm
E
F
And said I was a dead fucking goat meat
G#
E
F
But then I saw a sight
C#
Bbm
F
That I never thought I'd see
G#
The
Verse 17
Bbm
Old Man swinging
F
G#
his hickory stick
Bbm
E
F
Ab
But he wasn't swinging at me
Bbm
E
F
E
"Fuck you, pot- smoking turkeys!
Bbm
F
Don't you press your luck!"
G#
The long
Verse 18
Bbm
F
hairs ran away screaming
C#
Bbm
F
As I scrambled onto the truck
G#
F#
G#
When we got home, the Old Man said,
Bbm
"Goat, you broke the sacred law
No! Please! Sorry! Shit!
F#
I'll let it go this time,
G#
but if you leave again
Bbm
I'll break your fucking jaw!"
Verse 19
Super! Great! Okay!
F#
C#
"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life
F#
C#
Thank you again and again
F#
C#
You could have let them barbeque me,
F#
C#
But you acted like a friend"
Verse 20
F#
"I'm not your friend,
C#
I don't even like you
F#
C#
I'm just not drunk," he said
F#
To prove his point,
C#
he drank a bottle of grain alcohol
F#
G#
Bbm
G
Am
And beat the fucking shit out
F
G
Am
F
Am
G
Am
of my tailbone
G
F
And I'll probably never
E
walk straight again
Verse 21
Am
G
Am
I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
F
G
Am
A punching bag for the Old Man to mock
G
Am
Just because his wife left him
F
For his brother's abnor
Dm
E
mally large cock
Verse 22
Am
G
C
He could have been my buddy
F
G
Am
But instead he's a crazy old fuck
F
And, once again,
C
D
D
I go to sleep in my eternal home
F
Em
A
The back of the pick- up truck
B
Am
D
F
G
Verse 23
Goodnight, Old Man!
Yeah, goodnight Goat!
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Chords
Am
F
Dm
E
Bdim
G
C
C#m
A
D
F#m
Bm
F#dim
Bbm
Cm
C#
G#
F#
Fsus4
Ebm
Fm
Db
Ab
Em
B
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