the dipstick song chords by Bill Whyte
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Verse 1
(G major) But it's kinda topical
Well, (E minor) I (D major) think I finally figured out
Why (C major) gas is so high
(G major) It's (E minor) (G major) (D major) purely geographical
If (C major) you open your eye (G major) s
There's (E minor) (G major) (E minor) oil down in Texas
And lots of (C major) Oklahoma drills
But all the (A major) dipsticks are on Capitol Hill. (D major)
So here's (C major) to the dipsticks
in (G major) Washington, D .C.
with their mas (D major) ter's degree
in proc (G major) tology.
They're (C major) sticking it to you,
and they're (G major) sticking it to me. (E minor)
Here's (G major) to the dipsticks in (D major) Washington,
(G major) D .C. (C major) (D major) (G major)
We're gettin' (D major) screwed at the pump
for the (C major) price of gasoline.
(G major) (E minor) (G major) You should at
(D major) least pass out blindfolds
and (C major) free Vaseline. (G major) (E minor) (G major)
(E minor) How can we take Baghdad,
give Sad (C major) dam the old boot,
Then watch the (A major) price of gas
go through the (D major) roof.
So, (C major) here's to the dipsticks
in Wash (G major) ington, D .C.
(E minor) With their mas (D major) ter's degree
in proc (G major) tology.
(E minor) They're (C major) sticking it to you,
and they're (G major) sticking it to me. (E minor)
Here's (G major) to the dipsticks in (D major) Washington,
D .C. (G major) (C major)
(D major) Y 'all can sing along (G major) to the next chorus
if you want.
I'm gonna (E minor) put a bumper sticker
on my (C major) big SUV
And slap an (A major) other bumper sticker
on my (D major) gas -guzzling RV
That reads, let's (C major) stick it to those dipsticks
in (G major) Washington, D .C.
(E minor) With their mas (D major) ter's degree
in proctology (G major)
(E minor) They're (C major) stickin' it to you,
and they're (G major) stickin' it to me. (E minor)
Here's (G major) to the dipsticks in
(D major) Washington, D .C. (G major)
When it (C major) comes time to vote,
your constitu (G major) ency, (E minor)
We'll (G major) stick it to those dipsticks
in (D major) Washington, D .C.
(G major)
Verse 2
(C major) (D major)
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the dipstick song
Bill Whyte
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