If I Had Boobs chords by Bill Whyte
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Verse 1
I'd (C major) (F major) never (C major) get (F major) another traffic ticket
(C major) Just a warnin' and a wink
(G major) from the man in blue
(C major) He'd say, a real (F major) nice day
And I'd (C major) be on my way (F major)
If I (G major) had boobs
(C major) Now, I'd never get (F major) passed over for a
(C major) And gettin' things off (G major) my chest
would be a hoot (C major)
But when we have to argue (F major) facts,
I could (C major) go tit (F major) -for -tat
If I (G major) had boobs
(C major) And I'd (F major) admire myself
for hours in the mirror
(C major) Catch (F major) beads at Mardi Gras
down at Bat (G major) on Rouge
Well you know (C major) I must (F major) confess,
I'd have more (G major) bounce in
(A minor) the stew (F major) (C major) (F major)
If (C major) I... (F major) (G major) Had (C major) boobs?
Well, I'd ask some country (F major) star
to autograph (C major) them.
I'd show them where they
(G major) put that new tat (C major) too.
With the help of silicone,
(F major) I could fi (C major) nally hold my (F major) own.
if I, (G major) I, I, had (C major) boobs.
And I'd hook up with some (F major) geezer
who was loaded
(C major) then wait around a (G major) year or maybe (C major) two
and I'd come out in the (F major) black
when Gramps (C major) had his heart attack (F major) .
If (C major) I, I, (G major) I, had boobs,
(C major) my remote (F major) control would
fit nice in my (C major) cleavage.
It fi (F major) nally would be impossible to (G major) lose.
Well, like Bob Hope,
(C major) I would (F major) sing thanks (C major) for the memor (A minor) ies.
If (C major) I, I, (F major) I, (C major) I, I, (F major) I, I, (C major) I, (G major) I had boots, (C major)
I'd never wear a (F major) bra until
(C major) they start to (A minor) fall. I know.
If (C major) I, I, (F major) I, I, (C major) I... (F major) (C major) (G major)
Had boobs.
That's it.
If I Had Boobs
Bill Whyte
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