The Day My Pad Went Mad chords by JOHN COOPER CLARKE

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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I'm ankle deep in human waste
The toilet has been clogged
Marrowbone jelly all over the place
I don't even have a dog
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The man upstairs he grabs my arm
Saying don't I know your dad
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All I could hear were the fire alarms

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Verse 2

The day my pad went mad

All I could hear were the fire alarms

The day my pad went mad

Verse 3
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The kitchen has been ransacked
Ski trails in the hall
A chicken has been dhansaked
And thrown against the wall
In walks this dumb waiter
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With a fountain pen and pad
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Saying how do you want this alligator
The day my pad went mad

Verse 4

Saying how do you want this alligator

The day my pad went mad

Verse 5
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The hamster had been slaugtered
The parrot bound and gagged
The guard dog had been sorted out
And absolutely shagged
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The goldfish drowned,
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the cat was found
Kicked around and stabbed
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The radio did not make a sound
The day my pad went mad

Verse 6

The radio did not make a sound

The day my pad went mad

Interlude 1

Verse 7
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The pop- up toaster refused to pop
The chandelier was smashed
The starter motor would not stop
The tyres had been slashed
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There was no way out of there
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I was stuck with what I had
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Out of order, beyond repair

Verse 8

The day my pad went mad

Out of order, beyond repair

The day my pad went mad

Verse 9
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Yesterday I had the place rewired
And slung out all of my junk
A tumble dryer and a two bar fire
And a telephone now defunct
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I peeped through the venetian blinds
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And the rain fell down so sad
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On the broken home I left behind
The day my pad went mad