The Credit Card Song chords by Dick Feller
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Verse 1
(C major) Well, I (A major) guess this story must begin
that (D major) fateful day way back
when they (G major) offered me that
no -fee credit (C major) card.
(E major) I checked (A major) yes on the application,
lis (D major) ted a few of my recommendations,
(G major) sent it off in the mail,
and in (C major) a month or (D major) so
the mailman brought (A major) me
my brand new charge -all card.
(D major) Better than checks, (G major) safer than money,
and not nearly as (C major) dirty. (D major) (G major)
(D major) Well it laid around (E major) for a couple of (A major) days
till fi (D major) nally
I thought well what the hey why (G major) not see
if this thing will really work
(C major) so (E major) (A major) I went down to my favorite store
picked (D major) out three or four shirts or more
a pair (G major) of pants and a gaudy tie
and the man came by
and (D major) said yes sir cash (A major) or charge
I said just put (D major) it on my credit card.
Write (G major) that dude up.
Whoa, conveni (C major) ent. (D major)
(G major) Well, I put (A major) that card away in her drawer
(D major) an d I never charged one dollar more
than one (G major) day in the mail, I got this bill. (C major)
(E major) Above a little bar (A major) code in the (D major) box
with the amount I owed
was the (G major) astronomical figure
of 4200 .32. (D major) (A major) When?
There's been a mis (D major) take,
so I got on the phone, (G major) hello, hello. (C major) (D major)
(G major) Well I got the (A major) usual phone menu,
(D major) press 1 for this, for that press 2,
and 20 (G major) minutes later
a real live person came on the (C major) line.
(E major) I said, sir, (A major) this may be hard to take,
(D major) but your computer has made a mistake,
(G major) says I owe more money
than I've ever seen,
and he said, people (D major) like you
make (A major) mistakes.
Our (D major) computer scans
your personal barcode,
(G major) an d computers do not lie.
(C major) Send us the bread, P .D .Q. (D major)
(G major) Well I got off (A major) the phone
and I got the (E major) bill out,
and (D major) I looked at that barcode
he talked about,
and there (G major) it's set in all this black line glory. (C major)
(E major) So I got my kid's (A major) ruler and a flare pen,
and starting (D major) with the code
on the left end,
I drew a few (G major) extra lines
where there hadn't been any lines before,
(D major) then I drew a few more, (A major)
Added (D major) some numbers
and a Chinese expletive.
(G major) Drove my moped over it,
(C major) stick that up your computer. (D major)
I sent it (A major) back in I never heard
no more till one day
the (D major) mailman came to the door
with (G major) a special delivery from
the charge all place. (C major)
(E major) Inside (A major) was a note (E major) in a cheery (A major) mode
said (D major) our computer scanned
your personal code
(G major) an d it tells us you've overpaid
your bill
and closes (C major) a check (D major) payable to you (A major)
for (D major) 17 ,000.
(G major) We appreciate your busi (C major) ness. (D major)
(G major) Well, I got (E major) back on (E minor) the telephone,
(D major) plowed through the menu,
till the guy came on,
and I said,
(G major) Sir, I think there is something you should (C major) know.
(E major) Then I told (A major) him what the computer had done,
and I said, Well, just (D major) re member,
you're the one (G major) who told me
computers do not lie.
Thank you. (D major) (A major) (G major) (C major) (D major) You
The Credit Card Song
Dick Feller
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