Alimony chords by Dick Feller
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Verse 1
(C major) Well, (G major) (E minor) (C major) (G major) (C major) (G major)
I'm a multiple offender
at the altar of love,
I've got ex (C major) -wives, one, two, three.
(G major) I've even got a bumper
sticker on my car
that says, Honk (D major) if you were married to me.
I (G major) changed their names all right to plaintiff
just (B major) before they said goodbye. (E minor)
And each (C major) one left a (E minor) little part (G major) ing gift
(E minor) for me (C major) to remember her (D minor) by.
(G major) That was (C major) alimony, ali (G major) mony
That's a (C major) bill you get for
the thrill (G major) you got
That's (A major) the price of matri (D major) mony
Now it may (G major) seem strange
(D major) and sound a little funny
How you (F major) marry for love
and (G major) divor (C major) ce for money
After the magic is long (G major) gone
(E minor) That al (E major) imony (C major) lingers (D major) on
(G major) (C major) (G major) (E minor) (C major) (G major)
Well, I'm pretty dang sure my ex -wives
conferred with the same (C major) lawyer in the end
(G major) Cause each left me without a pot
nor a home (D major) to put a pot in
But if I (G major) ever get the urge to marry again
I could cut (B major) out the middleman (E minor)
If every (C major) five years
I just give (G major) away a house (E minor)
to some wo (C major) man that I can (D major) 't stand (G major)
I'd save a (C major) little alimony, alimony (G major)
That's a (C major) bill you get for
the thrill (G major) you got
That's the (A major) price of matrimony (D major)
Now it may (G major) seem strange,
(D major) it sounds a little funny
How you (D minor) marry for love
and (G major) divor (C major) ce for money
After the magic is long (G major) gone
(E minor) Well that alimony lingers (D major) on (G major)
There goes the bride
Pulling (C major) my new double (D major) wire
(G major) But (C major) (G major) the (C major) hegemony linger
(D major) s on
Outro 1
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Alimony
Dick Feller
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