Instant Glue chords by Dick Feller

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Verse 1
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 (C major)  (D major)  (G major)  (C major)  (D major)  (G major) Well,
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I was  (E major) browsing around the store one day
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when  (A major) I passed by this giant display
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advert (D major) ising something
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called Instant  (G major) Glue.
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Bond (E major) s is second, said the  (D major) label,
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from the  (A major) kitchen sink to
the kitchen table
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and most  (D major) anything in between
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we guarantee you.  (G major) 
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So I picked up a  (E major) tune,
sounds like a miracle.
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 (A major) Oh, how did I ever get  (D major) by
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without instant glue?  (G major) 
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Well, I  (E major) took that instant glue right home
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and I  (A major) waited till I was all alone.
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Then I got  (D major) out that old broken cup to mend.  (G major) 
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I  (E major) read the directions once again.
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It said,  (A major) pierce the top with a tiny pin.
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But when  (D major) I tried that,
all the glue just shot out
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 (G major) the other end.
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Yeah, it just went  (E major) all over my body.
Got on me quicker than
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 (A major) bald on a  (D major) buzzer.  (G major) 
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Well, I  (E major) jumped back and I tried to stand,
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but that  (A major) cup was glued to my left hand,
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just  (D major) stuck there tighter than
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a cowboy full of beer (G major) .
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And  (E major) about that time the telephone rang,
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and  (A major) without a thought
I just reached for the thing
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and immedi (D major) ately glued
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the receiver to my left  (G major) ear,
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and my right  (E major) index finger to the dial.
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 (A major) Yeah, I right there on the three,  (D major) 
and the call was the wrong
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 (G major) number.  (C major)  (D major)  (G major)  (C major)  (D major)  (G major) 
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Well, I said to  (E major) my self,
now look here, self,
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maybe  (A major) you should go find
you some help,
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so I ripped the  (D major) phone out
of the wall
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and started across the  (G major) floor.
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I got to  (E major) the doorway to go outside,
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but I stopped  (A major) right there as I tried and tried
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 (D major) to figure out some way to open the stupid door,
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 (G major) as I  (E major) saw it only had two choices.
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 (A major) So I chose the second,  (D major) I  used my nose
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 (G major) Well,  (E major) my nose must have
been a gooey glob
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Cause it stuck fast to  (A major) that brass  (E major) doorknob
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 (D major) Be lieving me there in a funny
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crouching stance  (G major) 
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So there  (D major) I was in pain  (E major) at the door
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As my  (A major) left shoe ad (E major) hered to the  (A major) floor
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I said, well, my right  (D major) leg's
still free
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Maybe I still have a chance  (G major) 
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No sooner  (E major) had the thought
gone through my mind
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Than the cat  (A major) ran up to  (C major) me from behind
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and  (D major) started lovin' around my leg and
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glued herself  (G major) to my knee
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Yeah, just stuck  (E major) the furry
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little critter right to me  (A major) 
Friendly little booger,
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 (D major) isn't she?  (G major)  (C major)  (D major)  (G major)  (C major)  (G major) 
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Well, picture  (E major) this!
Now, if you can,
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 (A major) here's a glimpse of the thoroughly modern man
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with his nose  (D major) to the brass
and a passionate pussycat
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on  (G major) his knee and  (E major) his left
ear glued to the bone
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His right index fin (C major) ger glued  (A major) to the dial,
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 (D major) His left leg glued to the floor,
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 (G major) And in his left hand,
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 (E major) stuck tighter than a two -dollar shirt,  (A major) 
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One broken cup.  (D major)  (G major) 
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That seems  (E major) I was stuck there for hours,
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Till this guy  (A major) came by delivering flowers,
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And hearing  (D major) my screams,
he crawled in through a
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 (G major) window  screen.
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He got the po (E major) lice and the fire department,
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And a bunch of nurses from  (A major) a singles department,
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And together they  (D major) pried me loose
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from nearly everything  (G major) I  owned
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Amid laughter,  (E major) puns, and one -liners
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 (A major) Things like,
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I stuck in  (D major) the same old rat race  (G major) 
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If the glue  (E major) fits
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Yeah,  (A major) real funny  (D major)  (C major) 
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 (G major) Well, since my  (E major) ordeal with instant glue
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I guess  (A major) I've learned me a thing or two
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To take my  (D major) time, if it's in my power  (G major) 
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What works  (E major) for you won't work for me,
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so I've taken  (A major) up this philosophy
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not to get stuck  (D major) in anything
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that takes  (G major) less than 24  (D major) hours.  (G major)  (D major)  (G major)  (C major)  (D major) 