The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

The Buffoon And The Valedictorian easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • D

  • Em

  • E

  • B

    2

  • A

  • C#m

    4

  • G

  • D

  • Em

  • E

  • B

    2

  • A

  • C#m

    4

  • G

    • Verse 1
    Performed 
    by Adam 
    Sand
    ler and Jennifer Lien "And now the buf

    foon's 
    date at the 
    drive- 
    in with 
    the 
    school's valedictorian." 

    Va
    ledictorian: 
    "I really appreciate 
    you're asking 
    me out. Most 

    people are intimidated 
    by my high 
    academic achievement." 

    Buffoon: "This movie 
    sucks shit!" 


    Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel 
    gave it thumbs up, 

    but Ciscel thought it was 
    too preachy. 
    Anyway, I enjoyed 
    the director's last film 
    immensly." 

    Buffoon: "Cathleen 
    Turner has big 

    fuck
    in' tits!" 

    Valedictorian: "Yes, 
    well, 
    she recently 
    had a 
    child. 
    I think her maternal 
    biology may play 
    a role in that. 

    She looks 
    fabulous for a woman 
    her age, doesn't she?" 

    Buffoon: "I put a firecracker 
    in a 
    bullfrog's mouth 

    and blew 
    his fuckin' 
    head off." 

    Valedictorian: "Well, 
    in psychology 
    we learned that it is not 
    uncom
    mon for male 
    adoles

    cents to 
    commit savage acts 
    on animals as 
    part of 
    their maturing 
    pro
    cess." 

    Buffoon: "That girl 
    in 
    the fucking 
    car in front 
    of us, 

    she gives 
    everybody head." 

    Valedictorian: "Well, I guess 
    she's 
    strong for attention 

    and she 
    feels promiscuity 
    is the only way 
    to 
    ob
    tain it." 

    (Buffoon eating 
    popcorn) 

    Buffoon: "This popcorn's 
    fuckin' terrible. 
    It tastes like 

    someone 
    jizzed all over it." 

    (Buffoon continues to eat popcorn) 

    Valedictorian: "Well the 
    amount of semen on this 
    popcorn is certainly 
    disturbing. 
    Perhaps the staff 
    in the refreshment 

    stand was 
    overcome by 
    the monotony 
    of their work and decided 
    to play a childish 
    prank." 

    Buffoon: "I 
    looked at my 
    asshole in 
    the mirror today. 

    It blew my 
    fuckin' mind!" 

    Valedictorian: "It's ironic that 
    parts of one's 
    body 
    seem
    s odd and 
    unusu

    al because you 
    don't see them on a day 
    to day basis. 

    Buffoon: "My father's 
    shit stinks 
    up the 
    bathroom 

    all 
    fuck
    in' day!" 

    Valedictorian: "It's puzzling 
    why one 
    person's fecal odor 
    can be 
    more overpowering 
    than another's. 

    I wonder whether it is 
    a function of the food 
    di
    gested or 
    that person's internal 
    metabolism." 

    Buffoon: "I'm gonna go 
    get 
    head from 

    that 
    fuckin' 
    girl." 

    (Gets out of the 
    car) 

    Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the 

    date come to such 
    an abrubt conclusion." 

    (Buffoon walking 
    away) 

    "I do appreciate the time you 
    spent with 
    me and look forward 

    to a future 
    rondevue." 

    Buffoon: "I like to 
    piss in 
    that 

    guy's fuckin' 
    gas 
    tank!" 

    Valedictorian: 
    "Bye bye! Have 
    fun." 


    (Buffoon continues to walk away) 

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