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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian chords by
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Key: Gb major•
Verse 1
D
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Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien "And now the buf
Em
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foon's date at the drive- in with the school's valedictorian."
Em
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B
B
2

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Va ledictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most
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people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
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Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"


Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up,
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Em
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but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."

Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big
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fuckin' tits!"
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Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.

She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"

Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth
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and blew his fuckin' head off."
B
B
2

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E
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Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adoles
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cents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
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E
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Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us,

she gives everybody head."
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Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention
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and she feels promiscuity is the only way to ob tain it."
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(Buffoon eating popcorn)

Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like

someone jizzed all over it."

(Buffoon continues to eat popcorn)

Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment

stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
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Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today.

It blew my fuckin' mind!"
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E
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Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusu

al because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
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D
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Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom
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all fuckin' day!"
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Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's.
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I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
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Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from
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that fuckin' girl."
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(Gets out of the car)

Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the

date come to such an abrubt conclusion."

(Buffoon walking away)
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"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward
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to a future rondevue."

Buffoon: "I like to piss in that
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guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
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C#m
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Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
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(Buffoon continues to walk away)

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of The Buffoon And The Valedictorian by Adam Sandler is Gb major.

The primary chords used in The Buffoon And The Valedictorian are Gb, Abm, Ab, Eb, Db, Fm.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 4 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like Gb, Abm, Ab, Eb, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of The Buffoon And The Valedictorian is approximately 36 beats per minute.

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