Key: B major
Intro 1
B
E
B
E
B
E
B
C#m
F#
B
Verse 1
F#
B
When the little blighter only cost me five.
Verse 2
B
E
we got a new one,
C#m
C#
That's when the family
Verse 3
B
E
waiting room ponged like a rat house,
Verse 4
G#m
E
Well the bird shit on the veterinary surgeon,
G#m
E
I heard him say the dirty little chick.
B
E
I didn't use my brains
Verse 5
E
[Chorus]
E
B
Two drops a day on his beak.
C#m
F#
B
And clean out his cage twice a week.
E
Interlude 1
B
E
B
E
B
C#m
F#
B
Verse 6
And the bludger wakes me
F#
B
It's got me puzzled how he survives.
Verse 7
B
G#m
E
One night I'll feed him to the tom cat.
B
E
when we go away.
Outro 1
[Chorus]
F#
E
B
E
B
E
B
C#m
F#
B
E
B
E
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E
B
C#m
F#
B
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