The Best Farmer chords by Cheap Sober

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Verse 1
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I hope you don't mind, I
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got up a little early
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so I took the liberty of lucking
your cow for you.
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It took a little while to get her warmed up,
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she sure is a stubborn one.
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We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
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This one goes out to all
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my animals.
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Nobody knows what life's
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like as a farmer.
I'm non -stop,
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people call me the charger.
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You think you work hard,
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well I work harder
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My farm's larger than any other in Kedahra
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I'm sharper, girls call me the charmer
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The romantic,
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the knight in shining armour
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I'm using my teeth to
pull down your garter
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To make love in my barn when it's darker
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And after I put on my pyjamas
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And sleep till my alarm starts to bark faster
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And  get ready for departure
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Then back to the farm I walk
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I walk like a marcher
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They wanna take me down
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They wanna take me out
But I'm well known in my town
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I'm the best farmer around
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The other farmers hate me
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Yeah, they're all going crazy
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Just cause my milk's more tasty
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Don't act so fucking shady
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I'll milk cows and feed the chooks
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Walk past my pigs,
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they give me cheeky looks
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And don't think I'm
shearing the sheep for looks
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I need a sheer sheep
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to sell heaps of wool
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They love it afterwards, yeah,
keeps them cool
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Three o 'clock,
I go pick up the kids from school
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I drive my ute like a ballistic fool
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Mums at school think I'm
a chauvinistic tool
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But fuck it, mate, I love what I do
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Cruise round in my tractor,
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pick up all the poo
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Drive past my pond,
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chuck food to the duck and the goose
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And go up to the pub for a few
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They wanna take me down,
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they wanna take me out
But I'm well known in my town,
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I'm the best farmer around
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The other farmers hate me,
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yeah they're all going crazy
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Just cause my milk's more tasty,
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don't act so fucking shady
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The other farmers hate me,
they're all going crazy
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It's just cause they're lazy,
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too busy acting shady
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They all try to play me,
hurt and betray me
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But never will they make me
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give up  all my babies
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The farm is my life, I'll put up a fight
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I'll be here till my animals
grow up then die
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I'll be old and retired
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and still be living here
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Feeding chooks on time, I will survive
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So leave me alone, stay out of my zone
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Let me feed my dog a bone,
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let me have a smoke
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Cause no matter where I roam,
no matter where I go
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I will always call this heaven,
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I'll always call this home
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They wanna take me down
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They wanna take me out
But I'm well known in my town
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I'm the best farmer around
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The other farmers hate me
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Yeah, they're all going crazy
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Just cause my milk's more tasty
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Don't act so fucking shady
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You
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