Bit of a Dry Root chords by Cheap Sober

SimplifiedAm · C · C#m · E · G

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Verse 1
Am 
Look,
I can't speak without swearing,
and I've only got my grade 10,
and I haven't had a cigarette
since I've been arrested,
and I'm ready to fucking snap.
I'm coming with that late 1980s shit,
rich like gravy, the greatest hit,
so gentleman like it makes
C 
Am 
ladies' go crazy,
C#m 
leave the chicks craving this.
Am 
No  bullshit, no shady biz,
just straight up lazy, swazy spits.
I'll rock up to the club with a tasty nip,
the amazing babes are shaking hips.
They're all so bad, they'll pay for this
Giving me that book like, take me quick
But I don't have a fancy Mercedes,
bitch
I've got a Commodore,
C#m 
Am 
a small spacey to make  babies in
C#m 
Am 
Dirty, dirty birds, I love you
Kick back first, let me rub you
C#m 
Am 
Lift that skirt, let   me plug you
E 
Sydney's worse, it's here to fuck you
Am 
What the fuck's going on?
E 
Grab up the arse
Bit of a dry rip
Am 
Foster's VV2, he's 4X
E 
Bit of a...
G 
Bit of a dry rip
E 
Am 
What the fuck's going on?
E 
G 
Grape on the arse, bit of a dry rip
E 
Am 
Foster's VV2, he's 4X
E 
Don't you fuckin' forget it
G 
Am 
I'm wearin' a flannelette,
Dunlop shoes
Maggie shorts and a cup of booze
In a nice restaurant with
tuck shop food, oh
C#m 
Plus a bottle full of sunblock too
Am 
All I really wanna do is suck on booze
Sluts don't know how us drunk slobs do
I really want a slut that sucks cock too
Drinks it up, then fucks the crew
I'm an animal, you and me,
C 
we're compatible
Am 
I'll eat you up like Hannibal
the cannibal
Givin' you the time of your life,
I'm radical
My style is wild, vile and magical
I'm a yobbo,
chillin' with Bob and Robbo
Never had a job, never won the lotto
I'm startin' to feel I've gone
C 
Am 
a little bit troppo
E 
Fuck the dogs, I'll win tomorrow
Am 
What the fuck's going on?
Grab up the arse
E 
Bit of a driver
Am 
Foster's VV2, he's 4X
E 
Bit of a...
Bit of a driver
Am 
What the fuck's going on?
E 
Grab up the arse
Bit of a driver
Am 
E 
Foster's VV2, he's 4X
G 
Am 
Hit the crock shop, kick your socks off
Listen when the cheap sob
rocks it non -stop
Lots of bomb drops, pops the top off
C 
Drinkin' shot after shot of what not
Am 
C 
Cheapie snooze to the dirty man
Am 
C 
Am 
Urban can on this perfect jam
Disturbing bands with a murky plan
Runnin' down the crowd
in a circus band
Leavin' you burnt like a surfer's tan
Don't run away, I'll return again
C 
Reverse on your quirky girly plan
Am 
C#m 
I hope you've learnt to serve the man
Am 
A wordplay track to burn gay fags
You sing about flowers and mermaid dads
My surveys drag you to turn straight back
Back to your little gay Thursday bash
Cheap fuckin' snipper Bourbon can
E 
Am 
What the fuck's going on?
E 
Grab on the arse
Bit of a dry rip
Am 
Foster's VV2, he's 4X
E 
Bit of a dry of a dry rip
Am 
What the fuck's going on?
E 
Grap on the arse, bit of a dry rip
Am 
Poster's VV2, he's 4X
E 
Don't you fuckin' forget it
G 
Am 
09 shit 1980's fuckin' feel
E 
Am 
Cook me a pizza,  bitch
E 
G 
E 
Get me a beer
Moff to the fuckin' shop