The Animal Gap chords by Juke Boy Bonner

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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 (F major) You  (C major) know, people sometimes give me a funny
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idea about things that  (Csus4) you  (C major) would take like
animals.
Like the birds and the bees and all this. I see
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they get along real nice together (F major) .   (C major) 
No problems.
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I never  (F major)  (C major) saw yet a flock of birds  (F major)  (C major)  (F major) 
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 (C major) Taking nothing from another flock
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of birds. I never saw this.  (F major)  (C major) 
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Ah, but you know, we human.  (G major)  (C major) 
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We  (F major) are  (C major) real  (F major) smart,
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and the birds and animals are real dumb.  (C major)  (F major)  (C major)  (G major) 
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 (C major) I never saw birds going around
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knocking folks in the head.  (F major)  (C major) 
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I never saw boys startin' wars  (F major)  (C major) 
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Ah, but they  (F major) are dumb,
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they are very dumb  (C major) 
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But  (F major) we are wise  (C major) 
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Ah, we start a war without a cause  (F major) 
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 (C major) And then we try to get out of it like
Santa
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Claus  (F major)  (C major)  (F major)  (C major)  (G major) 
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 (G major) You  (C major) know it's a funny thing about these dumb
animals and beasts and whatever you want to
call them. I never see them bothering
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their neighbors.  (F major)  (C major) 
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They  (F major) give you no problem.
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one take care of his own.  (C major) 
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 (F major)  (C major)  (F sharpdim)  (C major) 
I'll tell you the truth about him, I'll tell you right here,
just like it is baby, you
know dig it.
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If  (F major) you want to know  (C major) the truth, baby,
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man  (F major)  (C major) is the dumbest thing on the scene.  (F major)  (C major)  (F major)  (C major) 
If you want to know the truth, baby,
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 (F major) man  (C major)  (F major) is about the dumbest thing on the scene.  (C major)  (F major)  (C major)  (F major)  (C major) 
Oh, hates everything he can
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An (F major) d tear down everything
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that's green  (C major)  (F major)  (C major)  (F major)  (C major) 
you