The Actress chords by Steve Wynn

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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She was prac
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ticed in the art of deception
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Though everyone could tell but me
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I guess the spotlights blinded me
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with the flexion I couldn't see
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She didn't have a single
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line of needed mending
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But there was a major flaw in her plot
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Because no one likes an unhappy ending
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She couldn't dance, she couldn't sing
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She couldn't do much anything
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She was an actress when
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I was her lead man
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She was lovely in a streetcar named
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Desire
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She was wicked on a hot tin roof
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But like all her heroines, she was a liar
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And I've got proof
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Cause the gaffers hold back
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every time they see me
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And the key grip grins
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whenever I'm around
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And the understudy says
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that lives are easy
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She couldn't dance, she couldn't sing,
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she couldn't do much anything
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She was an actress when I was
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her lead and man indeed
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Now she was trained for
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Romeo
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But for me it was only a cameo
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I wouldn't say that she became
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a household fixture
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But she's never home
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whenever I'm around
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And I'll never stand in line
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to see her picture
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She couldn't dance, she couldn't sing,
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she couldn't do much anything
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She was an actress when
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I was her leading man
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She couldn't dance, she couldn't sing,
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she couldn't do much anything
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She was an actress when I was her lead actor