Key: G major•
Verse 1
back in the days of the
C
old club Alamo.
at the piano,
and a very talented busboy
who cracked his knuckles on...
to home on the range.
I used to eat my meals at the piano,
and one night, while I
was nibbling on a frog's leg,
a vision of feminine pulchritudinous
approached the piano and said...
Well, hello.
I do hope I'm not intruding on
your dinner.
Not at all.
Waiter, cancel the chopped liver.
This looks better.
May I introduce myself?
My name is Mimi.
How do you do, Mimi?
Forgive me for not shaking hands.
I'm afraid this frog
leg will hop away.
Oh, please don't stop.
Play some more for me.
C
Adim
Very well, if it pleases you.
Am
G
Oh, what a masterful touch.
That was the frog's leg.
Wait till I stop.
C
Take an L, take an O, then take a V, take a W,
F#
G
D
another W, another W, take a park,
G
Dm
a bench beneath the tree,
G
C
to that L -O -V, you can add an E,
Em
A
one two or three
D
G
little wobbly little wobbly you
oh that was divine
tell me about yourself
oh there's nothing to tell
who like to sit around the house
Oh, a dreamer.
Let me know if you're
ever in trouble.
I'm great on leaky faucets.
Oh, why fight us?
G
are?
Take me in your arms
and crush me to your manly chest.
Crush me.
Crush me.
Madam, please.
You have your hand
in my mashed potatoes.
Oh, where were we?
C
Why are you crying?
I know, but it's putting
out my cigar.
Oh, darling,
take me away from all this.
G
But first,
tell me, have there been any other men in your life?
Hmm, not many.
Let's see.
There was Eddie, Freddie, Teddy, Joey, Lanny, Henny, Benny,
Moe, Danny, Manny, Harry, Terry, Terry, Barry, Gary, and Algernon.
Thank you, Mrs. Effie,
boom of Lexington, Kentucky.
And see, that's what happened to me
20 years ago.
G
C
F
Take a girl, a ring, a little I do.
D
C
A house in the country,
D
G
but just me and you.
C
G
And then soon there will be one,
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C Adim Am F#...
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