So I Ups To Him chords by Jimmy Durante
Verse 1
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I was
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walking down Park Avenue,
the other day, I was whistling,
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Jeanine Aramia.
A fella who was coming,
in the opposite direction,
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he bumped right into me -a.
I didn't say nothing.
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I was gonna keep on going.
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Don't you think he turned around and said,
Why don't you look where
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you're going?
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I stood aghast,
as it wasn't my fault.
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Then he pushed me off the sidewalk
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onto the asphalt.
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So I upsed to him,
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and he upsed to me.
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Then I upsed to him and I said,
I said it was his fault.
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He said it was my fault.
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I said it was his fault.
He said, If you don't like it,
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I'll punch you right in the proboscis.
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I was so mad,
I was frotting at the kneecaps.
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So I ups to him, and he ups to me.
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But I don't do nothing,
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I just keeps my attitude, see?
Then I said,
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wait a minute, wait a minute, Mac.
You might look like a lumberjack,
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but you can't bulldoze me.
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And with that, to show him who was boss,
I put the chip on my shoulder
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and said, knock it off, knock it off.
Five minutes later, the chip was still there,
But the shoulder was gone.
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So I ups to him again,
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and he ups to me again.
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So I goes my way,
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and he goes my way.
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Well, exhausted, fatigued,
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and tired too,
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I stopped at a nearby pharmacy
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for my daily vitamins.
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I was munching vitamin A, B, C, and D,
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and was getting down to E, F, G, and H,
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when I feels a tap on my shoulder
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and a voice saying,
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Have one on me, partner,
thinking it was the same chump.
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I whirls around as quick as a flash,
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I upstorm,
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when I finds myself face -to -face
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with a Westerner, a tough hombre.
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So I stops up to him
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and I says, pardon me, stranger,
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a stone got in my shoe.
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You needn't start a -cussing,
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I haven't done anything to you.
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Recognizing the drawl in my voice,
he asks me where I hails
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from.
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And when I said Bar Z Ranch,
Phoenix, Tombstone, Arizona,
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he hits me with his leather boot,
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blackens my eye,
knocks me down,
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picks me up,
knocks me down, picks me up.
But I kept smiling through it all.
I had a smile.
He had his fist in my mouth
So I left him to his own resources
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Now the scene changes
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Three years has elapsed.
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I've grown a perfect toupee
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and I've prospered
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I'm laying on the beach at Waikiki
just a millionaire on the loose
When I feel someone
tickle me on the nose
and a voice singing a lot caroos.
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It was I remember you
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Say, brother, I remember you
Why, you're the feller
with the big smeller
Say, I remember
After three years,
who comes back to torment me?
Knock the shoulder off McNulty
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So I ups to him, and he ups to me
So I goes my way,
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and he goes the way of all flesh
So I Ups To Him
Jimmy Durante
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