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So I Ups To Him easy guitar chords by Jimmy Durante
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Verse 1
I
was
walking down
Park
Avenue,
the
other day,
I was
whistling,
Jean
ine Ara
mia.
A
fella who
was coming,
in the
opposite
direction,
he
bumped
right
into
me
-a.
I
didn't
say nothing.
I
was
gonna keep
on
going.
Don't you
think he
turned around
and said,
Why don't you
look where
you're going?
I stood
aghast,
as it
wasn't
my fault.
Then he
pushed me
off the sidewalk
onto
the
as
phalt.
So I
upsed
to him,
and
he
upsed
to me.
Then
I
upsed to him
and I said,
I
said it was
his fault.
He
said it was
my fault.
I
said it was his
fault.
He
said, If
you don't like
it,
I'll punch
you
right in the
pro
boscis.
I was
so mad,
I was frotting
at the kneecaps.
So I
ups
to him,
and
he ups
to me.
But
I don't do
nothing,
I just
keeps my
atti
tude,
see?
Then
I said,
wait a
minute, wait a
minute, Mac.
You
might look
like a lumberjack,
but you
can
't bulldoze
me.
And with
that, to
show him who was
boss,
I put
the chip
on my shoulder
and said,
knock it
off,
knock it
off.
Five
minutes later,
the chip
was still
there,
But
the
shoulder was
gone.
So
I ups
to
him again,
and
he ups
to me
again.
So I
goes my
way,
and
he goes
my way.
Well,
exhausted,
fatigued,
and
tired
too,
I stopped
at a
nearby pharmacy
for my
daily vitamin
s.
I was
munching vitamin
A,
B, C,
and D,
and
was
get
ting down
to E,
F, G,
and H,
when I feels
a tap on
my shoulder
and a
voice saying,
Have one
on me,
partner,
thinking it was
the same chump.
I
whirls around
as quick as a
flash,
I upstorm,
when I finds
myself face
-to -face
with a
Westerner,
a tough
hombre.
So
I
stops up
to him
and I says, par
don me,
stranger,
a stone
got in my shoe.
You
need
n't start a -cuss
ing,
I haven't done
anything to you.
Recognizing the drawl
in
my voice,
he asks me where I hails
from.
And when I said Bar
Z Ranch,
Phoenix, Tombstone,
Arizona,
he
hits me with
his
leather boot,
black
ens my eye,
knocks
me down,
picks me
up,
knocks
me down, picks
me
up.
But
I kept smiling
through it
all.
I
had a smile.
He had
his fist in my
mouth
So I left
him to his own
resources
Now
the scene
changes
Three
years has
elapsed.
I've grown
a perfect toupee
and
I've prospered
I'm
lay
ing on the beach
at Waikiki
just
a millionaire on
the loose
When I
feel someone
tickle me on the nose
and a voice singing
a lot caroos.
It
was I
remember
you
Say,
brother,
I remember
you
Why,
you're the feller
with
the big smeller
Say, I
remember
After
three
years,
who comes back
to torment me?
Knock the
shoulder off McNulty
So
I ups
to
him,
and he ups
to
me
So
I goes
my
way,
and
he goes the
way of all
flesh
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