Stench Number Seven chords by David E. Williams

SimplifiedC · G · Em · Bb · Gm …

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Verse 1
C 
G 
Em 
C 
 (C major)  (G major) Ger (E minor) ald was  (C major) twelve
Em 
when  (E minor) he first fell in love
Bb 
C 
She was a  (B flat major) girl very much  (C major) 
Bb 
Gm 
the  (B flat major) same age  (G minor) 
Em 
Pretty  (E minor) and lean and skinny and clean
Bb 
By every pretty  (B flat major) lean, skinny green age
C 
They  (C major) had a pre -temp wedding
with a pre -temp girl
Bb 
In a  (B flat major) derelict Episcopal church
C 
Gerald's  (C major) brother married Blake,
a Breton priest
Bb 
When  (B flat major) he  grew up,
A 
he became a real priest  (A major) 
C 
But Gerald was  (C major) twenty
Em 
when  (E minor) he first made love
Bb 
C 
Gm 
Was in a  (B flat major) dingy Philippine  (C major) ghetto  (G minor) 
Bb 
C 
Em 
He  (B flat major) was  (C major) off -limited from everything  (E minor) but the
Bb 
mulch and the parts  (B flat major) of his navy dress clothes
C 
If you're  (C major) looking for a thing,
I can sell you a thing
Bb 
Said a  (B flat major) midget who was into selling sin
F 
C 
 (F major) Cheryl  (C major) paid a buck and got in line
Bb 
A 
to get into the room  (B flat major) of  a girl with no limbs  (A major) 
Em 
F 
G 
 (E minor)  (F major)  (G major) 
Em 
F 
G 
Em 
F 
G 
 (E minor)  (F major)  (G major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (G major) 
Em 
F 
G 
 (E minor)  (F major)  (G major) 
Em 
Ger (E minor) ald was 21, not that I know
Bb 
It was  (B flat major) something that he knew long ago
Em 
He told the  (E minor) whore she was half
of the girl he once knew
Bb 
And she said,  (B flat major) yeah, Gerald, I know
C 
They had  (C major) had a pre -tank wedding
with a pre -tank gal
Bb 
In a  (B flat major) derelict obiscopal church
C 
But now  (C major) he was a seller
and she an amputee prostitute
Bb 
A 
 (B flat major) Who somehow resembled a kidney  (A major) you