Vaginal Interior Decorator chords by David E. Williams

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Now I  (C major) 
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don't really understand  (G major) 
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Just  (C major)  (G major) what I'd do  (C major) to please  (G major) her
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This twitching thing  (C major) she think (G major) s a man
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 (C major) is  (G major) but a corpse hav (C major) ing
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a  (G major) seizure  (C major)  (A minor) 
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She's content to play  (C major) the game
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your de (G major) secrat (C major) or  (G major)  (C major)  (G major) 
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An (C major) d as  (G major) for me,  (C major)  (A minor) I'm a vaginal interi
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 (C major) or decorat (G major)  (C major) or  (G major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (E minor)  (A minor) 
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 (C major) But then there was the time
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 (G major) I  did protect her
From a creep on a scary street
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Using a self  (C major) defense technique  (G major) 
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 (C major) From a  (G major) soldier of for (C major) tune magazine  (G major) 
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 (C major) I  had a  (A minor) sick yellow eyeball
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Slither (C major) ing off the  (G major) end of my house key
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It wouldn't  (A minor) soon see fit to be  (C major) bothering
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 (A minor)  (G major)  (C major)  (G major)  (A minor) 
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On  (G major) a binge  (C major) in Per (G major) sia,  (A minor) 
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treat (G major) ing your  (C major) starvation  (A minor) 
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 (G major) I've been  (C major) as accursed
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 (G major) as  (A minor) the  (G major) bee in your  (C major) carna (G major) tion
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 (A minor)  (G major) Lately what I'm feeling odd
in my cool, dry, hyacinthine pod
To say a prayer of thanks,
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you're a special gift from God  (A minor)  (G major) 
You're a special gift,