Stan The Man chords by Adam Sandler

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Born in nineteen
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thirty- five in Brooklyn, NY
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Son of Anna and Phil
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At nineteen years old he
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married my mother Judy
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And immediately paid his first
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Bloomingdale'sbill

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Verse 2

Right away they started on a family

Three smart kids popped

out of mom's tummy

But then one steamy* night dad

forgot to wear his raincoat

Nine months later out came the dummy

Verse 3

But he took care of me

Verse 4
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Oh, 'Stan the Man' was
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my hero
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The coolest guy ever, I swear
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He stayed up all night making
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me a clay volcano
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That's how I won the science fair

Verse 5
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He was 6'2,
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200 and 50 lbs.
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And as sweet as he was strong
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He was also known to be
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pretty well endowed
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But believe me he didn't
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pass that one along

Verse 6
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His fav'rite singers were Leo
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Red Bone and Johny Cash
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His favorite ball players
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were Koufax and Micky
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His favorite restaurant was the
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state's delicatessen
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His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'

Verse 7

Sorry 'Godfather I and II'

Maybe next time

Verse 8
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Yeah, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
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With a golf swing that made men cry
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He'd take their money and put
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it in his top dresser drawer
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Then I'd steal it so I could get high...
But he ... beat that habit ... out of me

Verse 9
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So dad,
Thanks for letting me stay up late
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to watch Johny Carson
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Thanks for coaching all our games
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in Livingston Park
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Thanks for telling me to always
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punch a kid in the face
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If he made an anti- Semitic remark

Verse 10
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Yeah, and don't worry 'bout mom
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We'll always look after her
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Me, Scott, Val, Liz, and the grandkids
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And when Jacky and I have
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children of our own
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We'll try to raise them just the way you did

Verse 11
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So say 'hi' to both my
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grandmas and grandpas
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Tell my dog,
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Meatball, I miss him so
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But most important,
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take advantage of being in  heaven
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And go bang Marylin Monroe
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Mom said it's cool
... just wear a raincoat

Verse 12
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Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
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Still is and always will be
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'Cause he didn't give too much
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crap about nothin'
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Except loving his family