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Sports Song chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
N/A•
Verse 1
C
G
C
Your sports team
Am
C
is vastly inferior
Am
C
That simple fact is
D
plainly obvious to see
A
Dm
We're gonna kick your
D
collective posterior
G
Of course you realize we're
C
G
speaking figuratively
C
F
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Dm
D
Our coach really
G
has the Midas touch
Am
G
Our players are fast
C
Bb
A
and strong and brave
D
F
C
Am
C
And your guys, eh, not so much
G
Verse 2
D
G
C
In fact we've played
G
teams across the nation
And you're the worst one
C
we've come across
Am
E
Am
Try to assimilate that information
D
And it just might help you cope
G
D
with your impending loss
Am
C
Dm
G
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
C
To affectively articulate
Am
Dm
the points at hand
Am
F
D
Allow us now to summarize
C
Bb
A
them in a manner
Dm
That your feeble brains can
G
C
understand
Verse 3
F
We're great (we're great)
C
And you suck(you suck)
We're great (we're great)
G
C
F
Am
And you suck(y ou suck)
We're great (we're great)
A
D
And you suck (you suck)
A
G
You see there's us
(we're great)
C
And then there's you (you suck)
F
We're really,
C
really great (really great)
Am
A
In contrast,
Dm
you really suck(really suck)
C
Bb
C
Okay, full disclosure,
Bbdim
D
we're not that great
Gm
C
But nevertheless, you suck
F
C
Verse 4
G
C
G
C
G
C
Your sports team
Am
C
will soon suffer swift defeat
Am
C
That theory's backed up
G
C
G
by empirical evidence
A
Dm
We're gonna grind up your
guys into burger meat
D
G
D
Again, of course,
G
C
Em
we're speaking in the figurative sense
C
What's the use of even going
F
Dm
through the motions
D
When you know that you're
A
Am
G
gonna lose any how
C
Dm
C
A
So why don't you save us all some time
Dm
G
F
C
And give up now (you suck!)
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