Sports Song

Sports Song easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 1

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  • C

  • G

  • Am

  • D

  • A

  • Dm

  • F

  • Bb

  • E

  • Bbdim

  • Gm

    3
  • Em

  • C

  • G

  • Am

  • D

  • A

  • Dm

  • F

  • Bb

  • E

  • Bbdim

  • Gm

    3
  • Em

  • Verse 1
    Your 
    sports 
    team 

    is 
    vastly 
    inferi
    or 

    That 
    simple 
    fact 
    is 

    plainly 
    obvious 
    to 
    see 

    We're 
    gonna 
    kick 
    your 

    collect
    ive 
    posterior 

    Of 
    course 
    you 
    realize 
    we're 

    speak
    ing 
    figurat
    ively 

    Our 
    stats 
    are 
    thoroughly 
    im
    pressive 

    Our 
    coach 
    really 

    has 
    the 
    Midas 
    touch 

    Our 
    play
    ers 
    are 
    fast 

    and 
    strong 
    and 
    brave 

    And 
    your 
    guys, 
    eh, 
    not 
    so 
    much 

    Verse 2

    In 
    fact 
    we've 
    played 

    teams 
    across 
    the 
    nation 

    And 
    you're 
    the 
    worst 
    one 

    we've 
    come 
    across 

    Try 
    to 
    as
    similate 
    that 
    inform
    ation 

    And 
    it 
    just 
    might 
    help 
    you 
    cope 

    with 
    your 
    im
    pend
    ing 
    loss 

    Oh, 
    and 
    if 
    somehow 
    we 
    are 
    still 
    fail
    ing 

    To 
    affectively articulate 

    the 
    points 
    at 
    hand 

    Al
    low 
    us 
    now 
    to 
    summarize 

    them 
    in 
    manner 

    That 
    your 
    feeble 
    brains 
    can 

    un
    der
    stand 

    Verse 3
    We're 
    great (we're great) 

    And 
    you 
    suck
    (you suck) 

    We're 
    great (we're great) 

    And 
    you 
    suck
    (y
    ou suck) 

    We're 
    great (we're great) 

    And 
    you 
    suck 
    (you suck) 

    You 
    see 
    there's 
    us 

    (we're great) 

    And then 
    there's 
    you (you 
    suck) 

    We're 
    really, 

    really 
    great (really great) 

    In 
    contrast, 

    you 
    really 
    suck
    (really suck) 

    Okay, 
    full 
    dis
    closure, 

    we're 
    not 
    that 
    great 

    But 
    nevertheless, 
    you 
    suck 

    Verse 4

    Your 
    sports 
    team 

    will 
    soon suffer 
    swift 
    defeat 

    That 
    theory's 
    backed 
    up 

    by 
    em
    pirical 
    evid
    ence 

    We're 
    gonna 
    grind 
    up 
    your 

    guys 
    into 
    burger 
    meat 

    Again, 
    of 
    course, 

    we're 
    speaking 
    in 
    the 
    figurative 
    sense 

    What's 
    the 
    use 
    of 
    even 
    going 

    through 
    the 
    motion

    When 
    you 
    know 
    that 
    you're 

    gon
    na 
    lose 
    any
    how 

    So 
    why 
    don't 
    you 
    save 
    us 
    all 
    some 
    time 

    And 
    give 
    up 
    now (you suck!) 

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